Brian Green
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They're the well liquor of the cruise world.
Absolutely.
Listen, you can't fault someone for trying to find a deal.
In that regard, I say, hey, listen, you know, if you can only afford $239 a night or a cruise.
And you've got to get to Jamaica tomorrow to buy some weed.
And flush it down the toilet before you make it back to port.
Like Brian did.
Then listen, Carnival is a great option.
By the way, Carnival Cruise was the cruise that I got stopped on the way back in.
And had a strip search, including an anal cavity search.
Well, of course they are.
They know that the people who are smuggling weed go on carnival cruises.
No, at the Ritz cruise, I don't know.
This way, sir.
Yeah, they land a helicopter.
This way, sir.
We will now pull into Star Island in Miami.
Trump helicopter will pick you up and fly you back to a New York City skyscraper.
There you'll have your ass wiped with only the finest cotton sheets.
500 thread count.