Brian Green

Not a good-looking penis.

Like a huge wolf.

He was blonde, but he looks like he hadn't had his hair done in a while.

He had roots.

his eyebrows had just been done you know i'm saying you know it goes look at the one guy writing things down like he's a detective well he's the researcher that's can you get yeah he's getting he's getting such great detail can you tell us about how big it was i don't know about seven foot what color was he ah you know brown color of a coyote and what color is that you know the color of a squirrel what color is that you know like that tree over there

I said to myself, well, I don't know.

Should I make love to it?

Should I ask it out for a drink?

Should I invite it in for sweet tea?

I don't know.

I couldn't decide in that moment.

So I said, I'm going to go back to the house and I'll chew on it.

No, I wouldn't be afraid either.

What tree?

Which tree do you think he was standing closest to?

That'll give us some investigative clues.

Yep, looks like he likes pine.

Yeah.

I am detecting his privy to the southeastern tall pine.

I'm going to put that in my notes for my research.