Brian Green
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And we have a lot of fresh fruit and vegetables hanging around the kitchen counter.
Fell off the kitchen counter and then Nico or one of the dogs got into it.
But a closer examination, it's not dog teeth.
And Nico has no teeth.
So since Nico has no teeth, he's not eating anything that needs teeth.
So I'm like, oh, oh, shit.
Nico sleeps in the kitchen.
Nico sleeps in the dining room, which is next to the kitchen.
And Blue sleeps in our bedroom.
Because Nico has this persistent cough that has not gone away.
And no doctor has figured out what it is.
So it's Nico being a hypochondriac.
And Nico walks around.
And when Nico starts to go... Yeah, and he's got a punch.
He's probably smelling himself and like... That's gross.
So Nico starts coughing in the middle of the night.
Then Blue gets up and Blue attacks Nico.
And then Nico just gets crazy.
And it's the whole fucking thing that goes around, round, round, round, round all night.