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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
And now, WSHIT and the local Crabapple government would like to make sure everybody has a happy, safe, and healthy holiday season during these unprecedented times. In an effort to spread the message far and wide, our very own Surgeon General Betty Beaverman would now like to sing a very special Christmas song.
I don't want a lot for Christmas, just body autonomy. I don't care about the variance because of natural immunity. I just want my freedom now. The Constitution will show us how. Make my dreams come true. And the state of emergency and acknowledge early treatment.
ivermectin not just horse paste and hydroxychloroquine vitamin c and vitamin d then the zinc and quercetin i won't wear a useless mask i don't need to stay at home and my My kids should go to school. We don't need to be alone. I just want my freedom now. The Constitution will show us how. Make my dreams come true. Baby, I am emergency. Let's have a happy holiday, everybody.
As a disclaimer, WSHID is in no way responsible for any of the shit that was just sung. But don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. While the message may have been mangled, the messenger was angelic. We'll be back after this commercial break. On this episode of the Commercial Break. There is something magical that happens when you put Chrissy and I in a room with a Frankie B video.
That TCB classic I put out yesterday wasn't even on the RSS feed an hour, and people were texting our phone number, sharing their own enthusiasm for TCB plus Frankie B. It's coffee and cream. It's PB&J. It's Brian and a bad business investment. It just goes hand in hand. And who am I to hold back? Who am I to deny you what you really want?
What gives me the right to be overprotective of these little nuggets of hilarity? Plus, it makes my life a lot easier when you text me and say you like something. And it seems to me that the further I go back in the catalog, the funnier they get. So while today's episode is far from the first episode we did about or with Frankie B, this is now going back almost five years. Episode number 130.
Mind you, we're almost at a thousand. This is episode 130. I actually remember it like it was yesterday. For today's TCB Classic, it's a Christmas episode with Frankie B. Merry fucking Christmas in May. Or April. What day is it? I don't know. We'll be back next week. Live episodes and streaming. YouTube.com slash The Commercial Break. Bye. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
That's another episode of The Commercial Break. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is Chrissy Hoadley. Here we are back live in studio, or recording in studio. Yeah. Look at you.
I've got lots of fun glasses. Sunglasses are my thing. Sunglasses are my thing.
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Chapter 2: How does Frankie B influence the content of TCB?
And I bought them.
They did? Yeah. Are you sure?
Or did you just give some lady $50? I said, put them in the room.
Or did you just give the front desk lady $50 in cash?
I don't know.
You're like, probably somebody's sunglasses got left over. I'll take them. It's 2 o'clock in the morning, and I'm at least stumbling back to the hotel. I'll take them in that purse, too.
That's right. Put it on the room.
It came with a credit card. Look at that, Jeff. What an adventure. Well, welcome to the commercial break. We're here to hear heading into the holiday season. YouTube.com slash the commercial break is where you can catch our special series in the studio content you cannot see anywhere else. Please go there, like and subscribe. Do that on your favorite podcast provider, all that shit.
I won't go through the whole 16 and a half minutes of my of my things. But the reason why I wanted to say that ahead of time is because I wanted to let the people, the people, our people, the breakers know. Yeah, the commercial breakers, the TCB family, all of those junkheads out here who are listening to the commercial break and the new listeners coming on board.
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Chapter 3: What are the funniest moments from Frankie B's past videos?
There were good parts.
There were good parts. There are good moments. And so what I'm going to do is I'm going to call those good moments from the 30 hours. And we're going to put together four episodes. TCB, the lost tapes. Yeah, because then they're going in the trash. After that, we're never going to see them again.
I think you should throw a couple of Willie episodes. 33 Willie songs in there?
I could. I could do that. I think someone found an old 33 Willie video. Remember I was telling you that there was like a 33 Willie video out there somewhere of that infamous Nico.
Can I request Sonny sign up?
It's on there. It's a four song set because of course we took the first 30 minutes of our set and did a sound check.
Right.
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Chapter 4: What insights do Bryan and Krissy share about their experiences with Frankie B?
And then I was like, okay, I'm done with the sound check. He's like, no, no, no, not the sound check, bro. You're 30 minutes into your set. We didn't know what we were doing. I didn't even plug in my amplifier. I was playing a guitar with no amplifier for the first three songs. I was like, wow, we sound great. It's because you're not playing anything.
Niko!
I'm currently yelling at my dead dog. Niko, in his infinite wisdom and all... Aldi and I were just talking about this. I'm going to do a little aside here. I have two small children under the age of four. And so you can imagine the chaos that ensues in a house with just two adults and two children.
The children rule the roost and they are constantly conquering and dividing or getting together and plotting against us. One of the two things is always happening. And they are loud and they scream all the time and someone's always hitting the other one. It's just like it's never it's nonstop commotion in the house. Yeah. But I bargained for that. Like I knew that was coming in.
I deal with that.
I created that.
Yes.
There was a motion in the ocean with the lotion. And I got that one done expecting fully.
Yeah.
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Chapter 5: How has Frankie B changed over the years?
My adrenaline is going to pump. A hundred miles per hour. Yeah.
When when I was married with my ex, Julia, we had a house over in downtown Atlanta when downtown Atlanta was starting to experience this incredible like blast.
boom of construction uh in the mid 2000s like you know 2004 5 6 atlanta just like exploded with all these new huge developments like mixed use developments that went on and kind of made the city what it is today and one of these was across the street from our neighborhood uh and when they there was an old hotel there called the castle gate hotel which used the old castle gate that's right i
which I stayed at a few times, which should have been called hooker gate because it was, why were you staying there? Don't ask me. I was homeless and I needed a place to stay. Someone let me put their credit card down. It was a whole thing. Like I was young. I was like 17. I stayed there one time, but it was, it looked like a big castle, but it was really just like a crack den.
Yeah. It was run down.
Yeah. And so for years they, you know, people went back and forth about buying this property and what it would do and the things that were under it and all this other stuff. But when they raised the hotel, when they tore it down, all of a sudden, what they found was what they call, I think they call it a rat kingdom or a rat ball or a rat whatever. There's an actual name for it.
A rat kingdom or a rat ball. It's like when the rats are so close together.
Please rise for the rat king.
Okay.
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Chapter 6: What dating advice does Frankie B offer for men in their 50s and 60s?
You want to whack off? We got porn. You got kids? We got cartoons. You want snuff films? Don't tell anybody. I got them in the back.
Frankie video. In today's video, dating advice for both men and women in their 50s and 60s. Now, you're probably looking at me like I'm some kind of a lunatic. Yes, we are. How did you know?
How did you know?
Do we really need dating advice in our 50s and 60s? Yes, you do. Because it's a different animal out there. And we're going to talk about that animal right now.
That animal is a wolf. Have you ever heard of a maramparamp? Have you ever heard of a velociraptor? Dating is like a velociraptor. You got to be careful out there. What did Frankie get so fancy? What is this all about? Well, he's had the car thing going on for a little while. Oh, yeah.
And his hair has grown out, too.
Yeah, his hair's grown out. He's gotten skinnier. He's gotten tanner. He's gotten older. He's got wrinkles now. He's got a lot of wrinkles. But so do I. So I'm not... Listen, Frankie, call me up. If you really got some advice, I'll take it. If you got some actual advice, I'll take it.
But he has this really... He used to have this really cool song at the beginning, like this really cool rock and roll. Not really cool, but it sounded like...
puddle of mud but we liked it we did we pictured him going around the bar yeah like blasting it out something about the weekend that's right uh but now he's got this weird like you know i don't know what do they call it gay raj i think they call it gay raj is the style of music gay raj yeah it's the style of music that they have and it's just i don't think it fits frankie b i'm telling frankie go back to the old song what happened he probably got into an argument with the band that created that song
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Chapter 7: What are the common mistakes to avoid when dating at an older age?
Let's say you're a man 60 years old. Okay. I'm 60 years old. What do we want out there? Okay. 40 year olds.
20 year olds.
Someone 20 years younger.
Yes.
Naturally, okay, we're going to go after a younger woman, all right? I was right. Let's face it. If it's too harsh of words for you, I apologize. And then the women out there, you don't like it, you know, too bad.
What a daft touch. What a gentle, daft touch Frankie has with the ladies.
Welcome, ladies. And if you don't like it, too bad.
Go fuck yourself, Janine. You already got alimony. What else do you want? The babysitter was hot. What did you want me to do? You hired her. I'm waiting for him to spill the guts. I'm waiting for him to tell the real backstory about why he's so angry.
Those are the facts of life. Guys are going to go after a younger woman. Now, I'm going to ask you something, guys. All right. If you're going to go after a younger woman, let's let's use a number as a 50 year old.
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Chapter 8: What should listeners expect from future episodes featuring Frankie B?
Definitely drugs are involved in these places.
Oh, for sure. Probably one square of that floor at Johnny's Hideaway is a kilo of cocaine.
That's right, because of the light-up squares on the floor.
Yeah, the light-up squares. I just imagine that there's been cocaine. Never mind, I'm not going to tell the story. But listen, Johnny's Hideaway is a place where I can see Frankie B. Oh, yeah, for sure.
Well, you can't tell by the way he moves his walk.
I can see Frankie. Look at my body. Oh, and here comes that asshole again. Hey, Janine, get the straitjacket ready. Frankie's back. He's got a soundtrack playing in his head. It's Puddle of Mud. I'll be your Superman or whatever the fuck that song is. What did Puddle of Mud even sing? I don't remember. I don't know. Okay. All right. Back to Frankie.
If you don't have any of the above that I just talked about, you're not going to get it. You're not even going to get a look. Forget the pussy. Go home.
What does he say? You don't have. See, again, this is not advice. It's if you don't have it. So, OK, give it to us from a 50 year old.
So now let's talk about the other areas of concerns when you're going with a 50 year old.
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