Brian Green

I actually think it's pretty cute.

Yeah, the little mouse ears.

ears they have the actual yeah like little cupped ears yeah like little teacup ears and they're like yeah and listen he's just looking for a bite to eat right yeah but i finally found out where he's coming from and i sealed up the hole then i had to call the exterminator to charge me five thousand dollars to seal up every hole outside of the house which in a house that was built in the 19 any house but a house that was built in the 1950s it's like it's just like swiss fucking cheese you know so many people have lived here and you know punched holes in the walls for this or that or you just have these you know back in the 50s the building codes were a little

little bit different you slapped a couple pieces of cardboard onto two by fours and called it a house and it's the a lot of them are still standing today so but the point is my original point was that this is the kind of fucking guard dog that i have going on here nico is dead i'm sure of it and he at night he passes off into the ether and he comes back

He dies.

Literally, I imagine if I'm not looking at him, he doesn't exist.

It's like quantum physics.

If I'm not looking at him, he's not existing.

Right.

Anytime I turn my head.

And now he has to have a sweater on 24 hours a day.

So he looks like Martha fucking Stewart the dog.

He does.

And he follows me around all day now.

And I'm like, what, Nico, what?

Like, what do you want?

Why are you whining at me 24 hours a day?

But I can't figure out what the dog wants.

Maybe he just wants to die.

He's like, take me to the vet.