Brian Green
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Do you know how many dates I've lost because of my own children?
Not because they told me not to go out with a woman.
They told the woman not to go out with me.
My own children.
I don't know what I did wrong to them.
I only cheated on their mother a couple of times.
I only dated the babysitter twice.
Tip number two on dating.
Wait, we're only on number two?
God, number one was really long.
There was a lot of stuff in there.
I hope this video is not too many bullet points.
We might have to roll this into another day of Frankie.
Of course, we're on the 12 days of Frankie.
We're only on day number one.
Your penis is more erect than it's been in years.
And it's a quarter of the way.
You almost got your engine started.
You're so excited.