Brian Greene
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Astrid doesn't want to go to Pearl Jam.
She wants to go to Shakira.
But Astrid doesn't have someone that's like a super Shakira fan to go with her.
And it's going to be just as hard to get tickets to Shakira as it is to see Pearl Jam.
Because Shakira is the Taylor Swift of everywhere else in the world.
People scream and yell and wait in line for days to see that shaky little booty.
That girl... Hips can't lie.
So, get online to go get Pearl Jam tickets.
But I've got brothers that are going to also be online to get Pearl Jam tickets.
They're all going on sale the same day, in the same time.
the absolute gem of a husband that I am, I decide, let my brothers knock out Pearl Jam if they can.
Let me try to get Shakira tickets for my lovely wife.
And I get the exact same tickets to Shakira that my brother got to Pearl Jam.
the worst tickets you could possibly get.