Chapter 1: What is the significance of Bryan's holiday break announcement?
Ooh, it's the cold, cold opening with a little bit of music. It sounds like I'm a DJ from 1992. Here's Sonic Youth with yet another mumble-buttle song. Hey, I'm coming on quickly before the episode here, the TCB Classic that we're presenting today. Just to let you know that everything's fine. Chrissy and I are good. We're just taking our first holiday break.
In the entirety of the six years we've been in this studio, we have never been away from the microphones during the holidays. We are going to do that this year, give ourselves a well-deserved vacation with the family. And quite frankly, I'm still recovering from whatever crappy virus I had two weeks ago. So you understand how it goes. I hope you do at least.
Listen, when we get back next week, we will be back. recording live and you can watch it and get involved at youtube.com slash the commercial breaker on Twitch, a TCB podcast. And you can come in the chat and you can come in the video and you can have some fun with us.
Chapter 2: How does Bryan feel about Marc Maron's impact on podcasting?
But if you're unavailable to be with us live, then you can just listen to it like you do normally on the RSS feed every Wednesday and Friday. That is our new schedule. Hence the reason you're hearing this on a Friday. There you go. All right. So as you move into this holiday week, just know that we love you. And we're all going to get through this together. I'm going to feel better eventually.
I'm going to get my voice back eventually. You're going to love two days a week of TCB live and two days a week of TCB recorded. And yeah. kissy kissy wouldn't want to miss you all right let's get into this episode this tcb classic episode number 771 from earlier in season number six bye
Guys, has this ever happened to you? Man, I'd love to go hit the dance floor and show off my new jitterbug, but I'm afraid the guys are going to see my jitter rug.
Ah, they call me Jizzy Jeff Hoadley, and I know the feeling, boys.
Chapter 3: What humorous anecdotes are shared about Jizzy Jeff's business?
Over two decades ago, I had a similar incident. I hit the local jitterbug juke joint in my one-piece unitard, started with a pair of jazz hand and a high kick to the low alley, and what came a tumbling out? My tumb weeds. That's when I started Jizzy Jeff's all-male review dance hall and laser hair removal studio.
That's right. At Jizzy Jeff's all-male review dance hall and laser hair removal studio, you'll never worry about those dangling participles again. At Jizzy Jeff's, each client is treated with a patented 12-step laser procedure that's only legal in two states.
We'll remove every hair off your body with almost no pain that lasts more than four days, or your money is almost guaranteed completely back. And when you're done recovering, come back to Jizzy Jeff's and show off your silky smooth marbles with a brand new Lacey Lombada for the ages. Every undercarriage is treated as if it was our own.
We'll eat off of it or your money is almost guaranteed mostly back. So guys, what are you waiting for? Get your legs so silky smooth you'll glide across the dance floor with ease. Yes, please.
Chapter 4: How does Bryan navigate his feelings about concert tickets?
Come on down to Jizzy Jeff's all-male dance hall and laser hair removal studio. And as a special thank you to the township of Crabapple, Jeff is giving away a free back waxing with every single dance. Tell them Jizzy Jeff sent you. On this episode of the Commercial Break.
Frankly, you're not always the funniest comedy podcast out there. You don't always have the most interesting topics. Your guest interviews are not always the most organized or in-depth. Your show can be scattered and muddy, but that is exactly why we all love it. You are literally building the plane while you're flying it. It is living and breathing and organic.
It is sloppy and sharp and confused and focused and hapless and perfect and a total train wreck where the wheels happen to stay on the track. Your show is all of those things, all of those things that we need and a lot of the things we don't.
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Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene.
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Chapter 5: What challenges does Bryan face with family and concert plans?
This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Holdley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Here we are, back and alive and kicking after Brian put out a two-hour best of best of classic. Two hours long. That's crazy. So if you didn't listen to Tuesday's episode, who can blame you?
There were like 13 of them over the weekend. Um, but Tuesday's TCB classic was a TCB best of from early season two. I think I mistakenly said season one, but it was season two where I had put together. It was like our first or second best of I had put together all of the times we had done a Frankie B video into one long supercut.
And it was two hours long coming in as the longest, uh, longest episode of the commercial break. And, um, you're going for all kinds of records.
Chapter 6: How does the conversation shift to the topic of mental health?
I am going for all kinds of records. Now they've got Chet TCB on my side. Chatty. He and I are friends now, and we're working together diligently to put together the super brain of the commercial break, driving him and me crazy at the same time.
Him?
Him. Oh. No, she. I don't know. It. I'm just playing. It's an it. I will always refer to it as an it. It should be referred to as an it. But it is coming up with some interesting statistics on the commercial break as it's going along.
Chapter 7: What emotional story does a listener share about their experience?
You showed me some of those. As I asked it to. I said, give me tidbits, informations, callbacks, taglines. And then I said, you know, and anything that frequently pops up in these early seasons, I'd love to know about. I might revisit them. Right. And so it gave me a heat map of the show. and told me what we're talking about most frequently in which episodes and which seasons and stuff like that.
It also cut all the bits out of the shows for me, and there's a lot more than I even thought I had. There are some that I went back to that it alerted me to that I don't even remember, like the one where Jizzy Jeff's dance saloon and ball-shaving parlor.
I remember that one.
Are you getting a high side to the low groin or whatever it was? Are you getting a bushel to the low side or something like that? Come on in to Jazzy Jeff's Dance Saloon and Ball Shaving Parlor. I listened to it and I was like, that's really funny, Brian.
Chapter 8: What reflections does Bryan have on the listener's message?
That's really funny.
Good job.
Or I talked about the pantaloons or the... The pantaloons. Oh, what was it?
We had a whole thing back then about talking about the pantaloons.
Oh, the pantaloons.
Yeah.
They were back in style, weren't they, for like a minute?
There was like pantaloons when the... Yeah, that was also around the time that we were talking about like filling up your car with gas, grass-fed gas.
Gas-fed grass. There's a lot of ones that we could go back to. I will. I'm going to revisit it, and I'm going to pull out some of the good ones, and we're going to go back to it. Because there's also one called the... The quitter bug phone that you can give your parents that has no Fox News or accessibility to Facebook.
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