Brian Greene

Well, apparently, some people were...

extra pissed as for almost two days in a row none of the rides were working none of the rides were working no they paid they got in none of the rides were working why would they even open it it's just it's a very complicated like these are all state of the art rides right and they're brand new and they're just bound to have hiccups every new ride does the difference between Disney World and Universal is that Disney would have tested the whole it takes Disney it took Universal four years to build this

huge brand new theme park, this multi-billion dollar theme park.

It would have taken Disney a decade to do that.

Here's why.

Because Disney would have made sure that every fucking thing was working six ways to Sunday before they ever let a guest see it.

That Star Wars land, they kind of rushed that open.

It is.

It's still there.

Because no one wants to be locked into an underground chamber with fucking Jar Jar Binks for 10 days, drinking fruity pineapple space bubbles.

No one gives a shit.

Yeah, listen, I'm a Disney fan, but you could have seen that one coming down the tracks.

And everybody did, yet they went down.

Now it's just an empty building.

They're using it for storage.

Oh, really?

Yes.

Yes, because it's a hotel with no windows.

$5,000 and you had to stay for at least three days.

Listen, cruise ship is as close as I get to this kind of scenario and they have balconies.