Brian Redban
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KILL TONY
#763 - JEFF ROSS
My uncle is King Tweaker that steals kid bikes on Tuesday.
KILL TONY
#763 - JEFF ROSS
If you ever talk to my uncle with a Batman RV and you be like, hey, Dave, why don't you get your life together?
KILL TONY
#763 - JEFF ROSS
Where I grew up, people didn't really know I had cerebral palsy, because I'm from a town where people watch Parallel Parkin'.
KILL TONY
#763 - JEFF ROSS
But... I heard that little fucking... But I wanted to fight him, Tony.
KILL TONY
#763 - JEFF ROSS
Don't take my 77 Fleetwood away from me, you son of a bitch.
KILL TONY
#763 - JEFF ROSS
Like... I feel like cerebral palsy is, like, number eight on the list of shit that's fucked up about you.
KILL TONY
#763 - JEFF ROSS
It's not even a... Yeah, I mean... The least of it, right?
KILL TONY
#763 - JEFF ROSS
There's a lot of fucked up shit about me right now.
KILL TONY
#763 - JEFF ROSS
Because Ari Mattis, if I get that, he'll take me to the wellness clinic and fucking help me out.