Brian Redban

So we was stealing from the gas station when we was kids.

And we thought we could run away, but they don't teach you as a kid you can't outrun a cop car.

And that nigga just pulled over there.

He pulled me and my brothers over there, like slammed us on the ground.

We were like seven, eight years old.

And the whole time he was like, what did you take?

And I was like, aw, nigga, I took him some gum.

And he was like, bro, I can see your pockets.

I didn't see that.

I had like Flamin' Hot Cheetos in one pocket.

I had a whole set.

I was like, nigga, that's the easiest.

They saw me.

I wasn't a good stealer.

So I started selling drugs.

No, it's safe to say that.

I'm telling you, this is so random because, you know, you just popped up on my timeline.

A lot of times I'm like, boo, boo, boo, boo, but then...

And the fact that this was the second time that I listened or heard you tell jokes, and I appreciate it, that's not that I'm the fucking god to this shit, but, you know, I really appreciate it.

Oh, contour face, high-chip bone havin' ass, Maybelline product wearin' ass, shimmy, shimmy, Cocoa Pop, motherfucker.