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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, this is Redneck Company Live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hitchclap!
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Before the show gets started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible. You guys ready to start tonight's fucking show or what? You know, every single week, I take the two best comedians that I could possibly find and I put them together here on this show. This week, no different. The return of two of the wildest panelists in the history of the show.
How many of you consider yourselves die-hard Kill Tony fans? Well, you're in for a treat as I present to you two of the hardest working, most working stand-up comedians in the world today, and two legends of the Kill Tony panel. This is Donnell Rawlings and Trevor Wallace! There he is. Donnell. Trevor. Donnell, you're next to me. I always keep Donnell next to me in case he gets out of control.
It's harder to walk off the show if you're sitting next to me. Donnell, famous for the number one meltdown in Kill Tony history, according to many YouTube videos. In the words of Nina Simone, it's a new day, it's a new dawn. I'm feeling good. And I want to say, I want to say happy Black History Month, but it's not represented in this audience. I got you right here, Donnell. I got you.
Trevor Wallace, one of the whitest white people on planet Earth, here to celebrate Black History Month with you. Donnell Rawlings is on tour. Get tickets at DonnellRawlings.com. Trevor Wallace also on tour. He's filming a special March 13th and 14th in Phoenix, and he's dropping a new special at Trevor Wallace on YouTube on April 1st on YouTube.
and uh hell yeah you guys both have been on the show you know how this fucking show works donnell is a legend of this game he is on almost every kill tony compilation video of that they hate me here you know i'm just doing it for the peace and i'm so happy to announce that i did not make the epstein files i was at a ditty party but i didn't that's the whole difference that's the whole difference oh baby all for everybody i'll just say that
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Chapter 2: What makes Donnell Rawlings and Trevor Wallace special guests?
That's crazy. But Donnell thought it was just a thick Mexican chick... And he said, hey, you know, I'd be down. And then I informed him. That's not what the fuck I said. It was worse. It was much worse than that. This is what I said. He did a song. And then I said... I said, on behalf of the black community, I said, this is a song we want to sing.
We will, we will, fuck you. And then I looked, and I didn't really recognize, because I know women in the Midwest look just like black people.
Women in the Midwest do look like trans linebackers.
And then my DMs was flooded with guys named Tanya.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know. That was a guy. We figured that part out, okay?
But, you know, it's a new day.
It's a new dawn. Shout out to Juanita.
Yeah, we love Juanita.
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Chapter 3: How does the show format work for comedians?
He was disrespectful as hell.
Here's my wife and it's her birthday. Make her feel good.
He just looks like the guys in that video I always click on. Oh, you've seen those videos, huh? I was part of those videos. So, Seth, we work at a weed dispensary. What are you doing for fun? What does a guy like Seth do for fun? You look like a man of many hobbies. I like building guns. Wow. Straight out of my impression of him. He said building guns? Building guns.
Oh, I'm sorry about everything I said about you. He's also sorry for disrespecting your art form and holding them sideways every time he gets a chance.
And so whenever I first moved down here, I was actually, I called the mothership, and I said, hey, y'all, I usually got a gun on my hip. Y'all got pistol check? And they're like, what? I was like, if I got a gun on my hip, y'all got somebody I can give my gun to? And they said, no. And I was like, all right, I thought this was Texas. I'm sorry.
There's only one person that the mothership allows to have a gun in this place, and that person is D Madness, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah! That's right. Look at him. Well, he's not doing a good job because if he built guns, you should have took the opportunity to shoot yourself before you came here. Build two birds with one stone. Yes, sir. I love it. Seth, what's your love life like?
It's doing all right. I actually just this past week kind of broke up with a lady because she was sending me all kinds of weird shit, kind of suicidal shit, and I'm like... Sell her a gun. Yeah.
Yeah.
I was like, man, I got maybe six and a half good inches of dick and 15 pumps if I'm lucky. I don't know why you're about to kill yourself over that. Leave me alone.
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Chapter 4: What are the personal stories shared by the comedians?
Schizophrenic. Oh, schizophrenic. Yes. Has that affected you a lot as a kid, I bet?
Honestly, it's very, like, low-key. She has voices in her head, but she handles it well. So she's not... Do the voices speak Spanish? I never thought to ask.
Do the voices know anything Bad Bunny was saying at the Super Bowl halftime show? I'm just curious.
Can your mother translate the halftime show? All right, I just made it.
Yeah.
I don't know what happened. I was watching the TPAC halftime show, so I'm kidding. I would have to ask her. No, it's good. But nothing too nuts that she's ever done? Any big break meltdowns like Donnell did a few episodes ago?
No, if she has an episode, it's just really small her handling it herself.
Is it an episode or a telenovela? What do you call it exactly?
It's more like she's talking to herself and I'm like, what's going on?
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Chapter 5: What funny story does Donnell share about his new girlfriend?
So I got a new girl, bigger girl. Fat, you could say. And a lot of that would push up on top of me. I was getting a massage, getting relaxed, fell asleep. And I wake up, and she goes, hey, sorry about the fart. And I said, what? At first, I thought she was blaming me, like, sorry about you couldn't control your asshole, you know? And then I said, I said, my bad, it has a mind of its own.
She goes, no, no, I'm the one that farted. I'm the farter, is what she said. I said, I don't know why you would, you know, turn yourself in after you robbed the bank, but that's not going to help your reviews, you know what I'm saying? I'm not going to go online and say, Tina's super honest, I love that.
And if you fall asleep at the right moment, she'll put a little secret in your mouth for free. All right, that's all my time.
Thank you so much. Wow. Randolph Davies. Unbelievable. I've never... I mean, look at you. This is incredible. Unbelievable execution, writing, timing, beats. It all seems genuine. The cowboy hat doesn't fit the top of your head. But you seem like you got a lot of stories, pal. I could tell you a few. Wow, what was working with the Counting Crows for that long like?
I was basically the guy that tuned the guitars, get them drugs, find restaurants, you know, that were fun to go to, get them pad-tied whenever they need it, you know? Yeah. One time we were in New Jersey, Adam Durst and I went to a regular massage parlor. And you can always tell when it's not, you know? The marquee's just a little bit, you know, worn down, kind of like the...
the people inside, you know? And we get in there, and right away, I don't want to do the accent, but you know who it was, you know? And, uh... She said something I didn't understand, and I knew what it meant, though, you know what I'm saying? There was a twinkle in her eye. Like she was down to clown, you know?
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Chapter 6: How does Randolph Davies reflect on his first time doing stand-up?
So Adam and I went in. They only had one room, so we had to be in there together. And, uh... Well, long story short, we both got jerked off at the same time.
Chapter 7: What led Randolph to start stand-up comedy at 55?
And this was two days before Christmas. I looked over to him and I said, boy, this is quite the long December.
Do you know what I'm saying? Wow. Randolph Davies has arrived to the Kill Tony universe. I've noticed that almost every one of your jokes and stories revolves around getting a massage.
Well, you know, life gets hard, Tony. You gotta relax. And, uh, it's the only way for me to shut down mentally and physically. So, some people, you know, I'll play a little Xbox Live from time to time, but... Wow. Wow. Free Britney 69 if you want to find me on Xbox, by the way.
That's your handle? Free Britney? Is that for Britney Spears?
Uh, no, for Britney Griner. Oh, he picked up the toothpick and right back in the mouth. This is a true road dog. Hey, Lord knows this thing ain't been worse places than I have.
Wow, Randolph, how long have you been doing stand-up comedy?
First time.
This is your first time. First time ever on stage. Absolutely worked.
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Chapter 8: How does Randolph describe his experiences with women?
Continuous beats on the audience. Like a pro. Like someone that's been doing it for decades. Absolutely incredible. What made you want to... How old are you? 55. 55. What made you want to start stand-up here on Kill Tony tonight at 55?
Well, you know, life gets crazy, Tony. I've been living in Temecula for about the last 14 years, right? My wife and my ex-wife became friends. We opened up a winery called Oops. Which I know sounds like a jokey beverage establishment, but it's actually, you know, it's kid-friendly. We have a little petting zoo and all that shit, you know.
But my point is, you know, I've traveled everywhere, I've done everything, and I just figured, you know, shit, it's either, you know, fuck a guy or do stand-up at this point. Wow. You came to the right show, buddy. Yep. Bad boy.
I like her. Out in play. I got a question for you. You say this is your first time doing stand-up? That's right, sir. But it's obvious that you had some jokes that you prepared. How long did you think about doing stand-up before you decided you actually were going to do it?
Well, you know, I was told there'd be no pop quizzes on this show. I'm just trying to get people to know. I just want... I was trying to... I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. Settle down. Settle down. This is why I don't want to give good advice to try to do some restructuring. No, no, no. I read you loud and clear. I appreciate it.
You know, it's one of those things, again, I've done it all. I've been around the moon and back, you know? Yeah. And you just get to a point where you go, what else is there to do? But also, I got so many stories, I don't want to put them in a book, you know? Nobody reads books anymore. Right. They either listen to the book or they want to go see the book live in film form.
How fucking long... It didn't take you to decide if this is something you really wanted to do.
About 15 minutes. Okay. You see, you see, you see, you see, you see, I'm not a guy. I'm not a guy, Darnell, that does. I don't. He's paying attention. He's paying attention. I'm a fan. I'm not a guy that likes to plan ahead. Life throws so much at you. Life is... I mean, I've dated girls. I've fucked pregnant girls.
I've fucked... I've fucked a girl with, you know... Oh, man, she had cervical cancer for about a month.
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