Donnell Rawlings

Kid crack rock over here.

You know it's winter when he starts wearing sleeves, for sure.

That's the direct makeup of Stephen Hawking right there, actually.

You ever see Uncle Azar out there?

But you pay all the bills?

Yeah.

Do you ever look at her and go, I am the captain now?

Hey, what's up, guys?

I'm not from Texas.

When I first moved here, I thought I was gonna have to learn like the Texas lingo, right?

So I started saying things like howdy, I reckon, and yee-haw after somebody would say the N-word.

Yeah, I learned pretty quick that's not how people talk in Austin at all.

No, people here, they say things like woke and progressive.

And if you live here long enough, you'll say the same kind of stuff too.

Like the other day, this person walks by and I turn to my buddy, I go, damn, dude, check out the ass on that they-them.

Now a little about me, I have a pocket pussy.

I'll be honest with you guys, after using it a couple times, it starts to taste kind of weird.

But hey, a chef should never fear his own recipe, am I right, fellas?

Yeah, my pocket pussy's also brown, so you know when I'm using it, I'm yelling ee-haw.

All right, yeah.