Brian Redban

They get 60 seconds uninterrupted.

You know their time is up, and you hear the sound of a kitten.

That means they have to wrap it up then, or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear, who's very angry tonight.

Even though he likes the cold weather, he's very, very angry.

Well, we go wrangle that first comedian.

We have a special treat for you guys to start tonight's show.

a regular who we haven't seen in quite some time, a master of the interview portion of the show, and the great return of the one and only, ladies and gentlemen, if you know the words, sing along.

This is Hans Kemp.

Let me go.

Bert, you grab that mic quick.

Hans, fun set.

I agree with almost everything that you said.

I didn't understand the three gun competition thing at the end.

Is that a thing that happens?

But he is Asian, so that's the highest level of racist.

That is true.

Not a lot of people know this.

Asians are the most racist people.

I thought people knew that when I made fun of an Asian back in 2021.

Turns out nobody fucking knew it somehow, or everybody forgot it all at once.