Brian Redban
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Everything was normal or else it wouldn't be compelling.
If it was a tiny dick, it's not funny.
If it's a big dick, one's bigger.
Normal dick, normal length, normal girth.
Maybe a little small, but normal.
In the statistical average.
Give me fucking numbers, bro.
You went to a doctor.
Well, the average girth is five inches circumference.
So it's right in the statistical mean.
But I blew my shit up.
I went three times, not twice.
You're supposed to go twice.
First of all, circumference?
Can I feel one more time?
You got the measuring tape out?
I got eight and a half inches circumference now.
Like Shane Diesel, right next to him.