Brian Redban

You grew apart.

Naturally grew apart.

Nothing to do with me.

Wow.

Like her vag hole grew apart after she fucked him for the first time.

Exactly.

I'm kind of blown away.

yeah yeah this is really fascinating to me isn't it amazing i cannot stop looking at his dick it is for those of you listening wondering why it seems like we're all kind of staring it does look like that's a fun thing it's like it's like pinocchio during covid wearing a mask and you're like i still know you're pinocchio yeah it does he looks like he has one of those like

Really good steakhouse baked potatoes in his pan.

One of those fully loaded with the sour cream, chives, bacon.

Hey, everybody.

It's Eleazar again.

Twice baked with a little extra added in.

I've been trying to gain muscle, lose some weight, so I downloaded this new app that doesn't let me use my phone until I do enough push-ups.

It's like a baby fupa.

It's like just... On a fupa.

It's like a fubu fupa.

Because it's black.

So if you see my friends and family, tell them I'm alive.

Because it's thick.