Brian Redban
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
She's like, I can't tell you.
Check your birth certificate.
Remember the part where she didn't give you fucking birthday presents?
And that would literally be it.
So you didn't get presents?
I didn't get presents or nothing, no.
It's just, I got used to it.
All right, check your birth.
When's the first time you celebrated your birthday?
Yeah, I was born premature, so my lungs didn't work.
So the doctors told my mom that I was probably going to die, and she prayed to God, and she said, if my son lives, I will give him to you.
And because I lived, she named me Eleazar, so that's why my name is Eleazar.
It's a great intervention when your friends bring you a 30-pack of beer for the first time.
Is your family still Jehovah's Witness?
I mean, she's still awesome.