Brian Redban

This is my business partner, everybody.

You guys know how the show works.

Over 300 human beings signed up for the opportunity to be on tonight's show.

They're all stacked on top of each other in an unbelievably disgusting bar next door, hoping and praying that they get pulled out of this bucket.

I'm gonna let the corpse of JonBenét Ramsey pick the first name out of the bucket.

Congratulations.

It's amazing.

The people that travel here for this show, it's absolutely incredible.

Still just as hot as she was?

My brother's not here.

Well, we go wrangle that first comedian, and you guys know how it works.

They get 60 seconds uninterrupted.

You know their time is up, and you hear the sound of a kitten.

That means they have to wrap it up then, or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear, who's very angry tonight.

Even though he likes the cold weather, he's very, very angry.

Well, we go wrangle that first comedian.

We have a special treat for you guys to start tonight's show.

a regular who we haven't seen in quite some time, a master of the interview portion of the show, and the great return of the one and only, ladies and gentlemen, if you know the words, sing along.

This is Hans Kemp.

Let me go.