Brian Redban
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KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
I'm surrounded by females.
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
I got nine aunts, only two uncles.
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
I got three ex-wives.
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
I got four daughters, no sons.
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
And I got seven grandkids, six, which are girls.
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
So what I'm trying to tell you ladies is I'm onto your fucking bullshit and y'all are fucking crazy.
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
Let me give you an example.
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
My dad caught me smoking a cigarette when I was younger.
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
He made me smoke the whole pack in front of him.
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
You know, punishment fits the crime.
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
Now, my mother, she caught me jerking off in the bathroom.
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
She made me... I can't look my uncle in the eyes to this day.
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
My dumbass wife asked me a dumbass question.
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
She said, do you have a favorite song?
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
I said, yeah, you want to hear it?
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
I said, all right, here it goes.
KILL TONY
#747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT
She said, that's not a song.