Brian Redban
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Anyway, now we got his dealer's name.
I was thinking for 12 years, I would love to hear like an old joke that you know works.
Yeah, you have like one of your favorite jokes that you could just do just to show us how funny you are?
Ladies and gentlemen, doing one of his old jokes, make some noise for Elazar, everybody.
When I met him, I was just five years old, and he was just a little bigger than me.
And my mom was like, this is your new stepdad.
I was like, my stepdad is seven years old?
And it gave me weird confidence, because he used to hit me.
Yeah, and even when I was little, I was like, this bigger kid hits like a bitch.
But what really messed me up is I met him when I was five.
So I just started school that year and I was getting bullied at recess.
So I was like, wow, those kids really meant it when they said they were going to fuck my mom.