Brian Redban
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He said, that's the next room.
And I said, fuck me.
So I go into the next room and swear to God, this is true.
They have the tray.
There's like a mound of the goo, the gel.
And the thing that's going to go in my pee hole looks like the wand at a car wash.
You said the word of the day.
Car wash is the word of the day.
Dried up all the pussies and you shriveled up all the cocks, my friend.
We're going to have a calmer world after this show.
The most unfuckable man on the planet right now.
No wonder these women hate you.
I'm going to make you shower on your fucking knees tonight, doc.
Shower on your knees.
You're going to wake up the baby.
All right, Doc, we got to keep it moving.