Brian Redban
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Podcast Appearances
She's an American hero is what she is.
Wait, what's H-E-B?
You don't know about H-E-B, Harlan?
We don't know what that is.
You're Canadian, too?
I'm just a piece of shit French-Canadian.
H-E-B is the world's greatest grocery store, ladies and gentlemen.
Now, it sounds like, hey, what do you mean world's greatest grocery store?
Like, what does that even mean?
All grocery stores are created equal.
Mo, my friend, every single thing in HEB is better than every single thing anywhere else.
Literally, in every single way.
If anything has the HEB logo on it, even if it looks like it's generic, it's better than the actual product.
that it's competing with.
You can ask any question you'd like.