Brian Redban

Does your girl ever bring home any special treats from H-E-B, some exclusive treats, perhaps their unbelievable jalapeno stuffed peppers?

Stuffed jalapeno poppers.

Indeed.

Yeah, we always shop at H-E-B.

What are some of your favorite things from H-E-B?

Tell these Canadians what the fuck is going on here.

Let's see.

Look, it's real.

What you have to understand is that it's real.

And it's a fucking anomaly.

And you kind of hear about it when you first get here.

Red Band and I have been here five fucking years now.

And you learn a lot H-E-B-ing for five years.

And different HEBs actually have different specialists and chefs and cooks and stuff that specialize in different things.

For example, speaking of Bernie, I was at my buddy's ranch in Bernie a couple weeks ago, and it turns out their bakery is literally out of fucking control to where the guy, my buddy Nick's,

dad is like, hey, man, you got to try these motherfucking snickerdoodles, baby.

And I'm like, I'm not a big cookie guy.

I'm not into sweets.

He's like, no, you got to try the fucking snickerdoodles from the H-E-B, baby.

The lady at the bakery at this H-E-B here in Bernie, out of fucking control.