Brian Smith

Keep it going for the best band in the entire fucking world, guys. Oh, man. So I don't do a lot of race jokes, but when I do, I want to make sure a certain percentage of the audience laughs. I call it the three-fifths compromise. A lot of people read history here. So I like, I still like Michael Jackson's music. I try to separate the monster from the artist.

Keep it going for the best band in the entire fucking world, guys. Oh, man. So I don't do a lot of race jokes, but when I do, I want to make sure a certain percentage of the audience laughs. I call it the three-fifths compromise. A lot of people read history here. So I like, I still like Michael Jackson's music. I try to separate the monster from the artist.

Keep it going for the best band in the entire fucking world, guys. Oh, man. So I don't do a lot of race jokes, but when I do, I want to make sure a certain percentage of the audience laughs. I call it the three-fifths compromise. A lot of people read history here. So I like, I still like Michael Jackson's music. I try to separate the monster from the artist.

Had a little fun thought experiment the other day. What if the only part of Michael Jackson's body he didn't bleach was his asshole? Do you think that's how he got the kids in the van? It's like, oh, I got a little Hershey's Kiss back here, come on. Could you imagine being seven years old? You're at Neverland Ranch meeting your hero. You've been playing Galaga all day.

Had a little fun thought experiment the other day. What if the only part of Michael Jackson's body he didn't bleach was his asshole? Do you think that's how he got the kids in the van? It's like, oh, I got a little Hershey's Kiss back here, come on. Could you imagine being seven years old? You're at Neverland Ranch meeting your hero. You've been playing Galaga all day.

Had a little fun thought experiment the other day. What if the only part of Michael Jackson's body he didn't bleach was his asshole? Do you think that's how he got the kids in the van? It's like, oh, I got a little Hershey's Kiss back here, come on. Could you imagine being seven years old? You're at Neverland Ranch meeting your hero. You've been playing Galaga all day.

And then Michael Jackson's like, come on back. I want to show you something. He bends over at the waist and spreads his ass cheeks. And it's like white guy, white guy, white guy, Luther Vandross. White guy, white guy, white guy. My name is Brian Smith. Thank you so much. Oh my God.

And then Michael Jackson's like, come on back. I want to show you something. He bends over at the waist and spreads his ass cheeks. And it's like white guy, white guy, white guy, Luther Vandross. White guy, white guy, white guy. My name is Brian Smith. Thank you so much. Oh my God.

And then Michael Jackson's like, come on back. I want to show you something. He bends over at the waist and spreads his ass cheeks. And it's like white guy, white guy, white guy, Luther Vandross. White guy, white guy, white guy. My name is Brian Smith. Thank you so much. Oh my God.

In my defense, I'm real out of shape and had to run across the street, which is the most running I've ever done. You had to run? Yeah.

In my defense, I'm real out of shape and had to run across the street, which is the most running I've ever done. You had to run? Yeah.

In my defense, I'm real out of shape and had to run across the street, which is the most running I've ever done. You had to run? Yeah.

Yeah, he was just moving very quickly, and I had to do that to keep up. He was walking.

Yeah, he was just moving very quickly, and I had to do that to keep up. He was walking.

Yeah, he was just moving very quickly, and I had to do that to keep up. He was walking.

I mean, what is that? What's up with you? Probably high blood pressure and a lot of drinking, Tony.

I mean, what is that? What's up with you? Probably high blood pressure and a lot of drinking, Tony.

I mean, what is that? What's up with you? Probably high blood pressure and a lot of drinking, Tony.

Yeah.

Yeah.