Brian Smith
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And then Michael Jackson's like, come on back. I want to show you something. He bends over at the waist and spreads his ass cheeks. And it's like white guy, white guy, white guy, Luther Vandross. White guy, white guy, white guy. My name is Brian Smith. Thank you so much. Oh my God.
In my defense, I'm real out of shape and had to run across the street, which is the most running I've ever done. You had to run? Yeah.
In my defense, I'm real out of shape and had to run across the street, which is the most running I've ever done. You had to run? Yeah.
In my defense, I'm real out of shape and had to run across the street, which is the most running I've ever done. You had to run? Yeah.
Yeah, he was just moving very quickly, and I had to do that to keep up. He was walking.
Yeah, he was just moving very quickly, and I had to do that to keep up. He was walking.
Yeah, he was just moving very quickly, and I had to do that to keep up. He was walking.
I mean, what is that? What's up with you? Probably high blood pressure and a lot of drinking, Tony.
I mean, what is that? What's up with you? Probably high blood pressure and a lot of drinking, Tony.
I mean, what is that? What's up with you? Probably high blood pressure and a lot of drinking, Tony.
Yeah, it turns out it gets worse the older you get. How old are you? 38.
Yeah, it turns out it gets worse the older you get. How old are you? 38.
Yeah, it turns out it gets worse the older you get. How old are you? 38.
I wasn't blessed enough to be born with melanin, so I'm just hideously drunk all the time. Okay. So, hold on.
I wasn't blessed enough to be born with melanin, so I'm just hideously drunk all the time. Okay. So, hold on.
I wasn't blessed enough to be born with melanin, so I'm just hideously drunk all the time. Okay. So, hold on.
No. That's not entirely true.