Brian Smith

For me to feel comfortable, they've got to get a couple of D linemen.

And they probably got to get somebody in the secondary.

In addition to for those that don't know, like Zach, what and kidding earlier, Fred's gonna play.

I don't know where he's gonna play.

Fred's gonna play.

You got to play the odds.

Locked on the portal, especially if you want any portal chatter regarding the quarterback position.

Lord only knows there's plenty to discuss.

I have to discuss DeMond Williams tomorrow and how he impacts every school in the country.

Literally, that contract thing is a nightmare waiting to happen.

You couldn't say that loud enough.

It's not possible.

Keep it going for the best band in the entire fucking world, guys. Oh, man. So I don't do a lot of race jokes, but when I do, I want to make sure a certain percentage of the audience laughs. I call it the three-fifths compromise. A lot of people read history here. So I like, I still like Michael Jackson's music. I try to separate the monster from the artist.

Keep it going for the best band in the entire fucking world, guys. Oh, man. So I don't do a lot of race jokes, but when I do, I want to make sure a certain percentage of the audience laughs. I call it the three-fifths compromise. A lot of people read history here. So I like, I still like Michael Jackson's music. I try to separate the monster from the artist.

Keep it going for the best band in the entire fucking world, guys. Oh, man. So I don't do a lot of race jokes, but when I do, I want to make sure a certain percentage of the audience laughs. I call it the three-fifths compromise. A lot of people read history here. So I like, I still like Michael Jackson's music. I try to separate the monster from the artist.

Had a little fun thought experiment the other day. What if the only part of Michael Jackson's body he didn't bleach was his asshole? Do you think that's how he got the kids in the van? It's like, oh, I got a little Hershey's Kiss back here, come on. Could you imagine being seven years old? You're at Neverland Ranch meeting your hero. You've been playing Galaga all day.

Had a little fun thought experiment the other day. What if the only part of Michael Jackson's body he didn't bleach was his asshole? Do you think that's how he got the kids in the van? It's like, oh, I got a little Hershey's Kiss back here, come on. Could you imagine being seven years old? You're at Neverland Ranch meeting your hero. You've been playing Galaga all day.

Had a little fun thought experiment the other day. What if the only part of Michael Jackson's body he didn't bleach was his asshole? Do you think that's how he got the kids in the van? It's like, oh, I got a little Hershey's Kiss back here, come on. Could you imagine being seven years old? You're at Neverland Ranch meeting your hero. You've been playing Galaga all day.

And then Michael Jackson's like, come on back. I want to show you something. He bends over at the waist and spreads his ass cheeks. And it's like white guy, white guy, white guy, Luther Vandross. White guy, white guy, white guy. My name is Brian Smith. Thank you so much. Oh my God.

And then Michael Jackson's like, come on back. I want to show you something. He bends over at the waist and spreads his ass cheeks. And it's like white guy, white guy, white guy, Luther Vandross. White guy, white guy, white guy. My name is Brian Smith. Thank you so much. Oh my God.