Brian Whitman

We have this all backwards.

It's their bosses that should be yelling at them for promoting the competition on their airwaves, yet their program director is probably high-fiving them for having you on to promote your show.

91X.

I did Z90, I think.

I get my call letters by top of the hour.

I had these wrong sometimes, everybody.

There's more of that sentence.

The sentence really is, Adam, we need the local and radically untalented to do our morning show.

You know, local does not meet the full description of what we're looking for.

We need the radically untalented and the unlocal.

She's not.

Yeah, I don't buy it.

I'm going to pass on that one.

But I am going to add Sheryl Crow's new record this week.

So I think I've outdone my bad decision with my good one.

All I want to do is have some fun, everybody.

Now, Neil, do you have a lighter?

I want to set Adam on fire during this pitch meeting here.

Let's just do a little lighter fluid.

It is no coincidence that the pitch meeting happens at a mahogany table.