Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 16 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics. You can find the ad-free archives exclusively available through Podcast 1. Plus.
And if you'd like to access the ad-free archives of The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, and wish to get access to the brand-new podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcorolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcorolla.com. We've been getting a lot of requests for...
Clips from Loveline and the Adam Carolla Show that aired on KLSX from 2006 to 2009 that immediately preceded the podcast. While we can't play any of that content here in Carolla Classics unless it was actually played on the Adam Carolla Show podcast and the commentary was done over it, so there are some select clips from time to time you will hear.
Other than that, we can't play some of those infamous moments, infamous quote-unquote Holocaust call where they talk to the phone sex operator with Tom Arnold. That comes up a lot. The Ann Coulter stuff from The Morning Show in 2006 comes up a lot. Overall, the whole entire 2006 cast of The Morning Show comes up.
For people who do want to hear that stuff and want updates on it, I do remaster both of those shows completely separately from this as a labor of love. If you want to check out and get updates on how to get access to all this stuff for free, go to patreon.com slash Giovanni. You don't need to sign up.
It's just a blog I use to update whenever I'm remastering these shows from the best quality files I can find. So if you want that stuff, it's out there, but can't play in Corolla Classics. All right, let's get to the clips. Coming up first today, we have Adam Curler Show 2185, featuring Brian Whitman, Gina Grad, and Brian Bishop, coming to us from 2017.
Brian Whitman, of course, from his time on air with Tim Conway Jr. Conway and Whitman, I think that...
proceeded after the show preceded which was Conway and Steckler they have a long history with Brian Whitman from the KLSX days Gina worked on that show that's how she knows Brian very very well that's how she got to know the guys for this show not a pro show and Brian used to come on and do impression of evil Tom Likas which was just basically Tom Likas with more exaggerated laughs
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Chapter 2: What clips are being requested from the Adam Carolla Show?
He did. That was my bad. All right. It's an interesting life. It'll bring me right to my first thing, which is... I ordered some sushi last night. So here's the thing. I have thoughts on things.
What?
Chapter 3: What are the challenges with playing content from Loveline?
It's the subtitle of the show.
I have thoughts on things, and I convey those things to people, and they're sort of... Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they don't. That's basically it. But I have very specific thoughts on things. And for instance... There's a sushi joint, very close, very convenient. It's fine. It's not great.
But I realize that, and you guys tell me if this makes any sense to you, and maybe it's a horrible American thing. But, you know, we say we like sushi, but I don't really think it's a traditional Japanese version of sushi. As a matter of fact, if you go to a real sushi place, at some point you're like, I will blow somebody for a kernel of rice. I've been eating eel, live eel.
I've been eating live eel for the last two hours. Like, can I get a speck of rice? And they're like, we eat the live eel. You can start from the middle. You don't have to keep getting bit in the head. And it's like, no, that's what sushi is. And we've figured it out where we keep adding rice and we keep adding avocado. Cream cheese. Cream cheese. Yeah. The roles are the very Americanized version.
This place does this thing, which drives me insane. And it's that it's the same thing they do. The American version of it is like when they you go like. They start ladling on the cheese to everything. You go, give me the chili cheese fries. They go, all right. And they give you the chili and the cheese. And then they spoon, they drown it in liquid fake goddamn cheese. And it tastes like shit now.
And I wish they would have said it because I was picturing cheddar cheese sprinkled over the top.
Gently melting. Right.
Right. So here's how it goes. And you guys tell me if you've been here before. They make a roll that I like, which is like a... It's kind of a cop... It should just be called the cop-out roll or the round-eye roll. Fuck yourself, round-eye. Ugly American roll. But it's a tempura, which I love. I'm such a sucker for tempura. It's a tempura shrimp roll. And it's basically tempura shrimp in a roll.
Again, it's a lightweight roll, but it's good. But the problem is... is they take the squirt bottle with the juice that Vinny hates. The mayonnaise juice? Yeah. Now, there's two versions. They have the weird mayonnaise Thousand Island stuff, and they just... Oh, then they have the glaze. Right, and then they have the brown glaze. And it starts to emulsify. And then the whole thing falls apart.
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Chapter 4: What are the themes around food preferences and sushi?
Okay. So let's recap. I don't know. By the way, recap should happen a day later, not... Two hummingbird heartbeats later, but that's how I have to go. So, okay. What did I just say? All right. We're going to get the California. We're going to get the spicy tuna roll. We're going to get teriyaki tempura. No sauce. No sauce. Okay. I'll pick it up after the gym. Go to the gym. Go.
The gym, you got to watch out with the gym, I realize, because the gym has mirrors all over it. And if you, you know, there's that chick with the hot ass who's standing in the prone position doing the flies with the pulley thing. And you walk by her and you stare at her ass. You go, all right. But then you look up and she's staring into a mirror. Yeah.
She's staring straight into a mirror, and the reflection is you staring at the ass. It's a weird thing. It takes a little while for the male brain to work this out, because if it's at the beach, she's looking at the ocean. Everybody wins. It's win-win. The solution is don't stick a piece in her ass. It's not worth it. You want to know why? I'll tell you why. Please.
I'm the most couth guy in the room. Nobody's couthier than me. I'm dripping in couth. Couth or Vandross. Couth. I'm Martin Cuther King. That's good. All right. The dream is to not objectify women.
When you run on that goddamn treadmill for 21 minutes and your head's a little light and sweaty and you do the move where you just slide off the back and you turn around and you spot that ass, you just go boom. Like you don't have a, you're not in your right way. You're, you're just, it's, that's it. You turn around, you're staring at the yoga pants ass and it's just boom. It's
It's visual comfort food. It's like, this is what my insect brain is.
You don't even think about it. You know what I mean? Just turn around, and it's like, hello. And it's like, you're right there, and you can't even catch yourself. All right. So, wait a minute. We've got to come up with one more. Let's see.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of being labeled a horrible person?
They did horrible things, but I don't know that they're horrible people. Harvey Weinstein is a horrible person who also does horrible things. Interesting. Wow.
It sounds like an Oprah tease. Can horrible people do horrible things? Next Oprah.
Yeah, you may say that de facto makes you a horrible person, but I don't think Woody Allen's that tough to work with.
Chapter 6: How do societal perceptions of horrible actions impact individuals?
You just don't want to.
No, just like stand in there, you know, say your lines, ignore the PAs. It's like they're not there. I'll give them all the attention they need.
I don't think anyone in his Dixieland band hates him. Right, right. But everyone who works for Harvey Weinstein and works with him hates him. Yes, he's a horrible guy.
Not a bad guy. Not a bad guy. You're rude. You're rude.
Speaking of horrible people doing horrible things, this is now coming out a lot. We've spoken about this before. A lot of young men.
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Chapter 7: What recent allegations are highlighted regarding Hollywood figures?
are coming out saying, hey, this does not just happen to women. And here is the latest. The Agency for the Performing Arts, APA, has fired and is investigating Tyler Grasham. He's a top representative to Young Stars. A young man claims sexually assaulted him a decade ago when he was in his late teens, about 17 years old.
Actor and filmmaker Blaise Godbey Lipman, who has appeared on Weeds, he noted online in a post that Grasham has minor clients and shouldn't. Lipman's online letter says, quote, Tyler Grasham, under the pretense of a business meeting regarding potential agency representation, fed me alcohol while I was underage and sexually assaulted me.
He went on to say APA agency has kept this man employed working with kid actors. I find it incredibly difficult to believe they do not know of his predatory behavior using his position publicly. with a company to prey on kids.
His account said that after the assault... Well, if you look at... If you just sort of do the math on dudes, it's all dude sexuality. So you go, all right, dude sexuality is get a room at the Four Seasons and start interviewing starlets. That's where dude... That's dude sexuality. If you talk to any high school 16-year-old dude, they'd go...
When you're 40, would you like to be sitting in the Four Seasons after a parade of 22-year-olds come over there and you say jump and they say how high?
That's what males... And they'll pay me for this? Do I get benefits?
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Chapter 8: How does the conversation shift toward the nature of male sexuality?
Yes.
And when you're gay... You're still a dude. You're just pointing the honker in a different direction. But it's the same drive. It's the exact same drive. By the way, the reason the glory hole exists is because... Let me write this down. Hold on. I think I'm going to hear something very wise. The reason the glory hole exists... He's doing a Dennis Prager bit.
Everyone knows Harriet Tubman for one thing. But let me tell you, there's a lot more... Diversity in that woman's back. Now, the reason the glory hole exists is because it's a dude deciding with another dude how long they should wait to have sex.
Yeah. Yeah.
Thus, the glory hole was invented. The answer is now. So this is how guys think. So when you take a gay dude, you can point. That's the same.
heterosexual drive it's for other dudes and so the notion and hollywood and i would i would argue that probably hollywood in the industry and agencies probably has a higher per capita gay membership than coal miners or loggers yeah i'm with you i'll have to look it up
You're right. I mean, it's always the answer for when, when two dudes come together at a glory hole is, well, now. I'm sure that when two strangers, two dudes who have never met each other before, first meet at a glory hole, it's, damn it, you're late. I didn't know that we had a meeting time. I just swung by.
But you're right in the sense of this industry possibly attracting more predators, not just dudes that would be down, you know, with a 22 year old, but dudes that cultivate this really predatory behavior with kids. Because Corey Feldman has been screaming about this for 10 years and everybody made fun of him. Yeah, I know. Still saying I'm not naming names because I want to protect my family.
But this has been going forever and nobody listened.
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