Bridget Everett
Appearances
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ich bin nicht gut mit kleinen, kleinen, fuzzigen Dingen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ich meine, nicht wirklich. Aber ich habe ein Haus in Upstate New York. Und ich habe über Mäuse gelernt. Und es war ein realer Herausforderung.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ja. Ich habe einen Pool und da war einer flotten in den anderen Tag. Ich habe gesagt, ich bin nicht für das.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ja, und dann sind sie bereit für die Frogs. Ich kann es nicht. Ich kann es nicht.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
It is. Are we live? Is this live? Or are we just getting warmed up?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
I mean, I can talk about all the dead things I've been finding at the house. No, really. What else? No, it's mostly actually live things. There's like possums, there's a bear on the block.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Well, yeah, I have like, there's two sort of feral cats. Actually, we're down to one right now. I know that there's another one. I'm praying he comes back. But he's always got like, you know, the marks on the front. So he's a fighter. But right now, one of them, I call him sweetie and honey. And right now, honey's on the loose. But they don't live in the house? They don't live in the house.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
They came with the house when I bought the house. They were around. They're like, oh, by the way, there are these two cats. I'm like, how come they were never there when I... But I grew up with cats and I love cats, but I can't let them...
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Aber, weißt du, es ist wie, es ist fast, oh Gott, das ist, was ich so furchtbar bin, weil es ist, es ist ein Pack von, was nennen wir es, ein Dänen, glaube ich, oder was nennen wir es, dass es lebt, es gibt all sorts of wildlife up there.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Und ich habe ein kleines Pomeranian und es ist, oh nein, ich habe mehr Angst vor den Katzen, weil sie da draußen sind, einfach, weißt du, aber es macht mich auch gut, dass sie da sind, kind of. Aber sie mögen die Meisen töten und sie lassen sie.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ja, sie lassen mich sie tatsächlich beruhigen, aber dann lasse ich das Essen für sie raus und ich habe diese Kameras, natürlich. Ja, du hast Kameras, ja. Und das ist, als ich herausgefunden habe, dass ich auch einen Possum habe, weil er einen Clean-up macht.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Die eine Katze, wie Sweetie, nimmt einfach, was sie will. Ja, ja. Und dann kommt der Possum und ich bin so, fuck. Ja, das Buffet. Ja.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Oh, this is gonna be a big day. Yeah. I gotta mark his mark.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ich konnte nicht aufhören, es zu sehen. Echt? Das macht mich sehr glücklich.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
That's it. But, you know, I'm not giving up on a movie or something at Hail Mary down the road. Oh, yeah? We have ideas. I have ideas. And I just feel like, you know... Ich glaube, es war ein echtes Geschenk, dass wir das alles machen konnten, ehrlich gesagt. Es ist so ein kleines Show, kleine Charaktere, bla bla bla. Sind das kleine Charaktere?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ja, das stimmt. Aber kleine Momente, vielleicht nicht wirklich, keine Explosionen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Um, but you know, that's sort of originally like we wanted people to discover it, you know, and, and that is kind of the case. It is a real word of mouth situation, but, um, you know, it definitely, it definitely has taken some time, um, for it to, to get around. But I, it's all, it's, it's the best thing that's ever happened to me. It like changed my life.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Live, my outlook, it helped me with my grief, with finding a little more happiness. So it's been really good for me. So I hope other people see a little of that and get something from it.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Wenn ich auf TV schaue und ich sehe, dass es am Ende der Episode eine Lektion gibt und die Leute wachsen und verändern. Für mich persönlich, ich bin eher eine Inch-bei-Inch-Königin und mache wirklich nicht... Der Wachstum ist für mich sehr langsam.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
In my universe, it's just not my current circle of friends. They're artists and we talk. But where I'm from, it wasn't like... How are you feeling?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, exactly. Great, good. Yeah, good, yeah. Yeah, let's have dinner. All of that. But you grew up in Kansas? I grew up in Kansas, yeah. I'm from Manhattan, Kansas.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, the place that's in the show. We sort of, we were going to try it in Emporia, Kansas and then we visited Manhattan while we were scouting and that was like this is where it should be because it's a military town and a college town and it's where I'm from. And you know it. And I know it.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ich könnte es wahrscheinlich sein. Nicht viele Leute sind das. Es ist eine Nische.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Nein, nein, nein. Meine Eltern waren verabredet. Mein Vater war ein Lehrer. Meine Mutter war Musiklehrerin. Ich war sechs. Ja, sechs. Ja, ich war, you know, kind of. Wow. I had a lot of, you know, I sort of like to say that I was friends with everybody, but friends with no one. I was popular, but I kind of felt like a loner, if that makes any sense.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, exactly. Which leads to, you know, I don't know. Strange kind of loneliness. Strange kind of loneliness, yeah. And I feel like, yeah, I've always kind of felt lonely, I guess, but not when I sing. Even with all those siblings? Ich war die Jüngste. Sie haben mich aufgehoben. Es ist nicht so wie jetzt. Als du 10 warst, war einer von ihnen schon weg.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Meine älteste Schwester war 14 Jahre älter als ich. Mein Bruder, Nummer 5 von 6, ist 5 Jahre älter. Es war ein Unfall. Es war ein Unfall. try to keep the family together kind of thing. Didn't work out. So how's that for yourself? Well, you couldn't keep the family together. Hail Mary, baby. Hail Mary, baby. But yes, I grew up there and then I was in show choir and did all that.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
And I was a swimmer and I went to school.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
It just was... It was just the only thing that... das real war. Weißt du, was ich meine? Es war einfach so... Es ist real.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ja, aber wer kümmert sich? Ich meine, es geht nicht darum. Für mich geht es immer um Verbindung. Es ist wie... Singen und Musik sind für mich der beste Weg, mit anderen Menschen zu verbinden. Es ist egal, wie groß du bist. Ich liebe es, tolle Sänger zu hören. Aber für mich würde ich lieber jemanden sehen, der... It's in their heart, you know, you can feel it.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Do you put this roll of paper towels here in case I start crying?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Our family is like the way you show affection is by making fun of each other. I didn't really get my skill set how to fight back until I got a microphone in New York City. It wasn't like fighting back, but it was like a way of sort of
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
having um power or having control you know like or your space like you yeah own your you know your space yeah and i do talk like in my live show the my cabaret stuff i talk about my family a lot and you know similar i was listening to your um so was it with david harbour you know like the stuff before and everything because i was really yeah responding to what you're talking about before about the long form and the tick tock and yeah yeah it's it's something that really like
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Well, I got a scholarship for like a choral scholarship, like vocal performance. So I went to the choir scholarship. I got my degree in vocal performance, like opera singing.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Oh, jeez. A lot of Arizona in my past. Yeah. Well, I loved it there. I haven't been back since I left, oddly enough. But yeah, I just... I knew I wanted to be a singer, but the only real singing I was doing there was like... I worked at the original P.F. Chang's, so I met a lot of... The original?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
The first one, thank you very much. That's intense. It's in Scottsdale, actually.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
It was hot. It was like Charles Barkley and all his friends, and he brought on all these people, and so I got to know a lot of professional athletes, and they would have me... Sie haben mich gefragt, den National Anthem zu singen bei den Spring Training Games. Das war das einzige, was ich gemacht habe. Und Opern auch? Ich singe in klassischer Art. Aber hast du schon Opern gemacht?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ich meine, ja, aber das ist das, was ich... Du musst deine Konzerte machen und all das. Aber ich gehe wild an den Wochenenden und gehe zu Karaoke-Bars und das war meine Leidenschaft.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Weißt du, du musst es wissen, Peace of My Heart, die Klassiker.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
All those people that are there to just like fucking, you know, vocally masturbate, nobody cares. I know that. You love the guy or the woman that are just, they're going for it. And it gives me so much joy. I go with my friend, we used to go to this place called The Parlor every Sunday night when I moved to New York. And my friend Zach used to sing, you know, Creep by Radiohead.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
And just like every single time, it was like the first time he sang it, there was so much passion. And I just, I just... Ich liebe das. Ich liebe die Art und Weise, wie Musik Menschen auflöst.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ja, genau. Ich fühle mich auch so. Ja. Give me the show. I used to rip my shirt open. I was in it. I was passionate. I still do that.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Du wirst dich überraschen, wie oft es funktioniert. Ich bin mir sicher. Warte. Nein, nach der Schule bin ich geflogen. Ich arbeitete in einem Resort in Mainz namens Quisisana. Es war wie ein... Bar Harbor? Nein, es war... Lake Keys ist ein bisschen innen. Aber es war ein wunderschöner Lake. Mainz? He's pretty and weird. So beautiful. Stephen King lived on the lake.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Every summer you would hope to see either a moose or Stephen King. It was just so stupid. Did you meet him? I did. I met him. I didn't meet him. I saw him at the little country store in the parking lot once. He was polite. He moved to Maine for a reason. Get away from me, people.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
But anyway, that was like sort of a dirty dancing style resort. And so you would sing in shows at night. So you were there as a singer? Yeah, you know, it was like, you know, I would do shows, but we had wait tables during the day. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, and then I moved to New York.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
I think they just thought that I was like... Ich glaube nicht, dass sie viel davon gedacht haben. Sie dachten nur, dass ich durch das Leben flieg, weil ich so viele Jahre Wartestin war.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ich denke, sie... Sie wussten nicht... Ich würde sagen... Als ich angefangen habe, Cabaret-Schläge zu machen, als ich angefangen habe, zu performen, wussten sie nicht, wie spannend es war, auf einem Stadion vor echten Leuten zu kommen, die ein Ticket gekauft haben.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Nein, ich meine später. Ich glaube nicht, dass der Einzige, der mich sieht, ist mein Bruder Brock, der mich in New York gesehen hat. Aber an einem Punkt habe ich es endlich in People Magazine gemacht und sie sind so, okay.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Wait, no, Teemu's not a show. That's like that, where you buy clothes, isn't it?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Das war ein Equity-Gig? Ja, das war ein Equity-Gig. Also hast du Repräsentation bekommen? Nein, nein. Ich habe etwa 180 Dollar pro Woche gekostet.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ja, genau. Ich bin in die Aktors-Equity-Bildung gegangen. Ich stand in der Linie und habe eine Audition gemacht. Das war sofort, als ich nach New York ging.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ja, das war es. Wirklich? Ja. Aber dann, nach dem, Crickets. Ja. Crickets. Crickets for so long that I lost my equity card because I never worked again. And back to waitressing? Back to waitressing. In New York City? Yeah. Where at? Oh God, I worked at, the majority of the time I worked at this place called Ruby Foo's. Oh yeah, I know Ruby Foo's.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, but there was a place, Rain, before that in Main Street, that was another restaurant. P.F.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
It did. He saw that on my resume. He circled, I remember, he singled, he's like, oh, P.F. Chang, okay. Okay. Ruby Fools was good. It was good. It was fun. I opened it and I closed it. I was there for a very long time. Like I said, I waited tables for 25, 30 years. What year are we talking when you get to New York? Like 97, something like that. Oh shit. I was still around. Oh, were you?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
I just didn't work at all. Were you miserable? Yes, but not on Sunday nights when I would do karaoke. That was my lifeline. I know it sounds... You had a place? Yeah, we went to this place every Sunday night at the parlor. And I was really like... It was it for me. But luckily... You know, and I was starting to go to see a lot of shows.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
My friend Zach, that I mentioned before, he took me to see Kiki and Herb, which is a very legendary duo in New York. And Murray Hill, who's on my show as Pepper Coco. Yeah, yeah, she's funny. They're funny. So I met him, and he put me on his show. On a cabaret show. On a cabaret show. He used to do these shows like at Moe Pickens. Do you remember Moe Pickens? It was in the East Village.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
But... So I started to get up and do songs. was doing these dumb original songs.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, with this guy, Kenny Momin, and we sort of started... So you were writing songs? We were writing songs, but, you know, like, the first song, some of the first songs were like, At Least It's Pink, which is, you know, and then Canhole, which I still love, it's about butt sex. It's so stupid. I mean, but it was fun.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Like, it was just like, to me, like, some of these things were kind of bass, but they were also... Es machte mich lachen, also wusste ich nicht.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Wer war die Publikation? Größtenteils Gay-Männer und Queer-Männer. Und ich dachte gerade heute, weil ich auf dem Flugzeug hier fliege, und die Crew war ein paar Gay-Männer. Und ich dachte, Mann, ich bin so glücklich. Sie haben mich gerettet. Sie haben mich gerettet. Sie haben mein Leben verändert. Sie haben mir eine Publikation gegeben. Sie haben mir... Ja. Ja.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, I was trying to think of what it is that appealed for me specifically to a gay audience or to a queer audience. I've never really been able to put my finger on it, but I think that there is something about being exactly who you are and not giving a shit. Do I feel that way in my day-to-day life? Probably not. But on stage, I feel...
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
you know, when I used to go to the grocery store with my mom, she would never wear a bra. She was just very sort of like, she had done like the socialite, you know, Manhattan, Kansas socialite thing. But by the time I came around and the divorce and all the kids, she did not give a fuck. So she was walking around town.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
We called them her beaver tails with her fucking tits hanging out and just, you know, and she just didn't care. And that really sort of shaped me as far as like my body and and Und wie Leute mich akzeptieren. Und für mich war Teil der Stage-Stuffe, die ich machte, wirklich einfach so, als ob ich aus ihr geboren wäre, um zu essen. Mit ihrem Nightgown an, ohne Bra und Slippers. Ich weiß es nicht.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, and also watching her progression from growing, being like a wound up sort of midwestern school teacher or whatever to just, you know, her favorite cuss word was motherfucker shitter asser by the time she just got, she just didn't give a fuck anymore. Was she angry? Oh, always, till the day she died.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
But also very, very funny, you know, and like, and probably kind of a narcissist, but I guess I like that. Boozy? Oh yeah, she was a major drinker until she went to Ja, ja, ja, ja. Es ist, aber es gab größere Probleme, weißt du. Wo waren wir?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, you just bottle everything up and then tell you can find a place to put it. Some people put that and they work on themselves. Sure. Some people work on that with other people and connect to other people and I just connect with strangers.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ich stimme dazu. Ich meine, es gibt einen Moment in meinem TV-Show, wo wir in dem Skript gesagt haben, das fühlt sich zu auf den Nose an. Aber Caroline Strauss, die unsere Produzentin war. Ich kenne sie. Sie ist großartig. Sie sagt das, weil das, was du meinst. Und es ist so, ich möchte dich nicht mehr verlassen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Und ich fühle mich so, dass ich weinen kann, weil das ist die Art, wie ich mich über alle fühle.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, I walk in a room sometimes with some of my closest friends and I feel like I'm back to one because I feel like I pull myself back constantly. Yeah. And they're not doing anything.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
You're projecting all kinds of shit. Yeah.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, you know, whatever it is. I'm like, well, they love their partner more than they love me. Not even that, it's just like... I can be replaced or I can be forgotten about. And so there's a lot of that in the show, which I think you asked at some point, like, is it based on me or whatever. But everything I do is really just born out of fear and how I'm trying to protect myself.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
And I think my live show, the Cabaret stuff, is like, I mean, I sing songs like What I Gotta Do to Get That Dick in My Mouth, but I also always, when I'm with my band, I always... Aber ich habe auch immer, es gibt einen großen Teil in dem Moment, wo ich über meine Familie und meine Schwester und meinen Vater und all diese Dinge sage, und meine Mutter jetzt, weil sie alle weg sind.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Und ich weine wahrscheinlich 75 Prozent der Zeit, wenn ich die Song singe, weil ich es mir erlauben, ich gebe mir die Erlaubnis, weil auch wenn es ein Raum voll von Leuten gibt, es ist wie...
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
And they're not going to leave, because they just spend however much money to buy a fucking ticket.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Sorry, I'm just giving myself a little... It's a tick. So now do you parse it out a little bit more?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Well, see, I feel like I need to keep a little bit of a deeper roster in case, you know, one leaves me. Like, I think that they all will.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Long phone list. They put in the work. When I grew up in Kansas, like I said, my mom used to say, she said a lot of things, but one was like, you can't trust anybody but yourself. And I guess that does sort of stick with you, if you hear it enough times. But my friends in New York really... Sie sind alle therapiert und sie... Und das war nicht etwas, mit dem du geboren wurdest?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ich bin nie in Therapie gewesen, außer als ich... Bis heute? Na ja, ich war in der Grundschule, als sie uns gemacht haben, als wir alle zu viel kämpfen hatten, was wahrscheinlich meine Schuld war, weil ich aus einem chaotischen Kastel bin und ich wahrscheinlich zu viel lachen musste. Also mussten wir alle einen Kinderpsychologen besuchen, aber nicht in meiner adulten Leben. Wirklich? Ja.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Well, I sort of liked, you know, what David was saying about, you know, the sort of the old school style where you go and you don't really look at them. Oh, yeah. And you lay on the thing and you sort of never see them.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah. I mean, I think that could work. But there's something about me, too, that's also afraid of, because I feel like, you know, I have so many emotional tripwires, which is sort of helpful in life. Ja, genau.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
No, I love it. And also, you know, one of my favorite things is that my friends, my friend Larry does this and my friend Zach, like when they make themselves laugh, I just, I'm so delighted by people that can recognize their own when they've really, when they've said something cute.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Let them know. That's the funny part. Yeah.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Du musst dich schützen. Ich war so, es gab so eine Sache in meiner Kamera, ich kann mich nicht erinnern, was es war, meine Live-Serie, und ich war so, Und dann habe ich es einfach reingepackt. Ich habe einfach angefangen, mich zu lachen. Ich habe gesagt, stopp! Ich mag nichts, was falsch fühlt.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
There's one thing I can't get rid of. I'm like, that one's for me. I say that. That one's for me.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Well, like somebody who's killing it right now is Cola Scola. Do you know Cola Scola? It's O'Mary on Broadway. They just got nominated for a bunch of Tonys today. I'm trying to think who else you might know in that world.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ich habe Amy kennengelernt, also bin ich zu Just for Laughs gekommen. Oh, okay.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ja, 2011 vielleicht. Oh, okay. Geben oder nehmen. Ja, ja. Actually, you were there, I remember, because I was talking to somebody and you were coming off the, you know, the Hyatt, you were coming off the elevator. And I remember seeing you. But anyway, that's sort of where Amy and I connected. Okay. She had seen me perform at this small theater in New York called Ars Nova.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
And we just hit it off. We both like Chardonnay. We both have sort of a filthy sense of humor. Yeah, yeah. And she took me on the road with her.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, I used to open for her and then I started closing for her. Because it is hard to follow a singer. And I do the airplane at the end. I go out and I'm in the audience, sing alongs and all this shit. But yeah, she's been really great to me, for me. She's really helped me along the way. She's very generous and paid me so I could... Keep going. Keep going, quit waiting tables.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, that's great. She would be super... Super generous.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, my scene is more like performance art, cabaret. But, you know, I started a band in around... We just celebrated our 15 years together. And I don't know how much you know about my situation, but one of the founding members of my band, The Tender Moments, was the King Ad Rocker, Adam Horowitz, from the Beastie Boys. He played the bass, and he was somebody else who was very... In New York?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
In New York. So he's like, you have to write songs so you can do an album. We recorded it there. So I had it, you know, my first album. He produced it? He produced it. Oh, wow. So... When was that? Oh, that's been years ago. Yeah, yeah. But I'm still singing those same tired songs. We feel like them. But anyway, he... So I...
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
So the kind of people that have helped me out along the way have been, you know, a variety of different, you know, than my friend Scott Whitman, who's from the Broadway world, he's helped me. But as far as like stand-ups, like I knew a lot of them, but it wasn't really my world. And so going to just for laughs to me. was so much anxiety. I was up in my room hiding and Amy's like, come down.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Because they have those huge parties and everybody's there. I'm like, I would rather jump out the window. I do not want to fucking go talk to a bunch of comics and biz types or whatever. But she encouraged me to do it.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ja, ich meine, ich denke, mein Show soll lustig sein. Ich denke an mich selbst als Sänger zuerst, aber ich will, dass Leute lachen und loslassen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Mein Freund Jason Egan, der jetzt nach vielen Jahren von Ars Nova verlassen ist, hat mir gesagt, dass ich ein Show machen sollte. Ich sagte ihm, ich habe gerade ein Show gemacht. Das war so gut. Er hat mich ermutigt, ein strukturiertes Show zu machen. Und ich habe es gemacht. Er war die erste Person, die etwas gesehen hat, was nicht nur ein Song ist. Er dachte, ich könnte etwas machen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Und diese Nacht... John Steingart, er und seine Frau haben Ars Nova. Er sagte, wir müssen etwas machen mit ihr. Er kam nach L.A. und hat Michael Patrick King von Sex and the City kennengelernt. Und er sagte, ich habe jemanden, den du sehen solltest. Und sie ist rau, aber es gibt etwas da. Und so haben Kenny, Michael und ich dieses Show gezeichnet, das heißt At Least It's Pink.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Und ich habe es langsam, jede Nacht, ich war einfach draußen, fucking, etwas zu tun. Weil ich es liebte. Ich würde auf den Tisch warten und dann würde ich auf jemanden's Show singen. Du weißt, wie es ist. Du nimmst, was du kannst. Die Gigs, ja.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Well, now I've written songs with all different kinds of people. I've written with Adam. I've written with, you know, I wrote with Kenny at the time. I wrote with Scott Whitman and Mark Shaman. I've written a lot of songs with my band, Matt Bray, Mike Jackson, Carmine Covelli and Danton Bowler.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Well, yeah, it's kind of a rock show with... Ja, ja. Ja, sicher. Wir haben letztes Jahr den Beacon gespielt. Das ist gut. Ein paar Tausend, ja. Wir sind nicht bei Madison Square Garden, aber ich glaube, wir machen gut. Nein, der Beacon ist großartig. Leute mögen mich wirklich bei Joe's sehen. Du warst bei Joe's schon lange, oder? Ich war da schon lange. Das ist ein Ding.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Leute wollen mich wirklich sehen. Aber ich wollte etwas anderes probieren, also habe ich den Beacon gespielt.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
It's almost three, like it's bigger. Yeah, 26. But I was like, fuck it. And it was great.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
So I was at Largo with my band and HBO came and ultimately they gave me a holding deal.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
No, but she's independent. She was sort of an independent producer or whatever.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
So, the first thing I did was with Caroline and Michael, Patrick King and I, we had this, and we did it with Bobcat, Goldthwait, we did a pilot for Amazon that didn't end up going. Bobby directed? Yeah, him and Michael together. And that didn't get picked up. Was it the same story? Nein, das war anders. Was war das?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ich arbeitete in einem Haus mit Down-Syndrom-Kinder und Lonnie Anderson war mein Freund. Das klingt wild, aber es war wirklich süß. Ich liebe Lonnie Anderson. Du erinnerst dich an Lonnie Anderson? Natürlich. Ich liebe sie. Ich war gerade auf Ebay, um eine Autograf-Foto von ihr zu suchen. Ist sie heute weggegangen? Nein, nein, nein. Sie ist da. Du kannst ihr wahrscheinlich eine Autograf-Foto fragen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
I know, I guess I could. I have her number. But she's so great and she's still, like, she's a fox. Anyway, so I didn't go, but I got this holding deal, so I called up Carolyn and I was like, I just... Ich habe dieses Deal. Würdest du etwas machen? Nicht wirklich, als ich fragte. Sie ist ziemlich legendär. Sie ist so, wenn du mich willst, bin ich da.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Und dann haben wir mit Paul Therrien und Hannah Boss verbunden, die aus der gleichen Szene sind wie ich. Unsere Nova World. They pitched the idea for the show, they jumped up a world and then we all just sort of, I'd say the four of us are kind of the creative center of the show.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Well, that was the first one. That was the first one. And so the second one was Carolyn and then Paul Thorine and Hannah Boss. Okay, so they were the writers. They were the writers. So they came up with the idea of somebody somewhere. But you were telling them your life, right? Well, I think they knew a lot about my life because they'd seen my shows and they knew my deal and all that.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
And so they knew I had a dead sister, check. They knew that I loved singing, check. And then the only, they wrote a part for Murray Hill as Fred Rococo, who had been a longtime friend of mine. And I heard those three elements and I was like, you know, shit.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's like a very different Jeff.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ja, es ist... Für mich ist er eine Art Amalgamierung, oder was auch immer die richtige Wort ist, von meinem Freund Zach, über den ich gesprochen habe, und einigen meiner anderen Freunde, die wirklich... Even if I would fuck up and I was like, well, that's it. I'd be like, no, I'm mad. And I'm really fucking pissy right now, but this is not it. We're in this. I'm like, what do you mean? Let me go.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Let me do this again to myself. Let me fuck it up. But the thing about Jeff when he auditioned was that there's something so sweet and undeniable about him. So
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Oh yeah. I was the one that suggested Jeff. Because I had known him from around the scene. He was like in the upright, you know. So he was sort of like in that world. So kind of we were just like, our circles were sort of crossing. And he was a guest on the show. I used to do it just called Our Hip Parade. Anyway, he auditioned. He was incredible.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
And I feel, you know, he's definitely like the sort of special sauce. Like he is... He is such a big part of the foundation of why the show is successful.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, like... Ja, genau. Und der Direktor, Jeremy Jasper, sah mich auf Amy's Show, in Amy Schumacher, wo er die Saison mit einem Song beendet hat. Und ich glaube, er sah mich singen und sagte, was soll ich tun, um den Arsch in meinen Mund zu bekommen. Und er sagte, sie sollte die Mutter in meinem Film spielen. Und ich habe es gemacht. Ein No-Brainer.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ja, aber er hatte viel Patience mit mir und Daniel McDonald, der Patty Cakes spielt. They were very gentle with me and sort of helped me, because I just am constantly wracked with fear and self-doubt. The reason I like to do my live shows is because I'm in control and I don't have to worry about anybody being like, well, you're not doing it right.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Because if I hear I'm not doing it right, then I'm like, ooh.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
I'll just figure it out. And then I knew... Paul and Hannah and Carol and everybody created such a... And Jay Duplass directed our pilot. Everybody created such a warm environment. It was like you couldn't fuck up because you felt so cared for.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
And we just took our time, even though we shoot like a thousand scenes a day. Sure. Ich weiß nicht, wie fühlst du dich beim ersten Mal? Ich wusste... Du denkst, ich wusste, ich habe es.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Everyone mostly does, unless you're like... Right.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
What the fuck are they doing? Yeah, exactly. I've been here since 6. What do you mean you're having lunch?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ich mag es auch nicht. Aber wir haben alles gedreht. Das hat mich gezwungen, viel zu verändern. Ja, weil du im Raum warst. Ja, und das mit der Schauspielung. In der ersten Saison hatte ich einige gute Momente, aber in der zweiten und dritten Saison fühlte ich mich sehr komfortabel.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Ehrlich gesagt, ich dachte, besonders in der letzten Saison, ich war so in Liebe mit allen auf dem Show. Und es gab Szenen, die ich mit Mary Catherine machte, die meine Schwester Trisha spielt.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Sie ist so fucking gut. Wir waren früher Ruhepartner. Wir waren in New York, wir lebten zusammen. Und sie war auf Broadway. Sie war es. Sie ist so lustig. Aber sie war immer einer meiner Lieblings-Aktoren. Aber manchmal, wenn ich sie in der Szene sehe, denke ich mir, warte, ich muss... Ich bin die andere Seite davon.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Und dass du da bist für einen Grund. Weißt du, du musst es erinnern. Das ist das schwerste, was man manchmal erinnern muss, dass sie dich da wollen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
I know. Oh my God, that's so true. It's so fucked up. That hurts.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Oh mein Gott, ich habe gerade etwas von Propofol, was heißt das?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Der Beta-Blocker, ja, ich habe gerade das und ich habe Angst, es zu nehmen, weil... Es dauert nicht lange. Ich habe Angst, dass es mir das Ding wegnehmen wird, aber... Warum hast du es bekommen? Wenn es irgendwo außerhalb von jemandem ist... Ich habe letztes Jahr etwas gemacht und ich hatte schon Fettverletzungen, also hatte ich viele Probleme. Und ich konnte es einfach nicht wegnehmen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Aber ich hatte Angst, es zu nehmen, weil ich nicht wollen wollte... Es war eine emotionale Szene, also musste ich Emo sein. Also bin ich einfach da gegangen und habe mich die ersten paar Mal wirklich schlecht verletzt. Und der Direktor kam und man konnte sehen, dass er sagte, wir haben einen Fehler gemacht. I mean, I know that look, because I've had it on my face before. What were we thinking?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Was it though? But I got there, but I'm just like, that's part of my process to really fuck it up a couple times. That's part of my life. I've gotten better at it.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah, I just had this similar thing. I did just a little run of shows earlier this month. And I went to the soundcheck and my top note just was not there. And from there I just fucking spiraled. Broke it all down? I've never had this happen before. I was like, should I cancel the show? I can't cancel because I know people. They're making an effort to be here and everything.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Nein, aber ich hatte so viel Angst, dass es so fühlte, als hätte es einen Fuß auf meinem Softpalette und den Ruf in meinem Mund, der mich drückte. Also musste ich zu diesem Arzt gehen und er gab mir einen Xanax, weil ich das noch nie erlebt habe. Und ich dachte mir, was zur Hölle? Because it's like, and I'm like, why is this happening after all these years?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
I have a song in my underwear in front of Gloria Steinem. Like, what the fuck is my problem? You know what I mean? But it wasn't the thing, my whatever was just off. So now I'm like, is this what it's going to be like from now on? But like, I just went to another doctor who, because since then or after that I had like this incredible like neck and jaw tension.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
So he ended up shooting lidocaine in my jaw and neck. And I feel much better now. And I think it was just an episode. But like I cannot live that way. Like I can't.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
It did help me, but I'm not a pill popper.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Well, that'll do it. We all find our way eventually.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Your line, it happens. Ja, ich kann mich nicht erinnern, ob das geschrieben oder imprompt wurde.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Now, you know, just like. Got it. Okay. I will not forget this. Thank you.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Also, mein Vater war 2006, sie war 2007. Und dann starb meine Mutter, glaube ich, drei Jahre ago. Am Montag wird es drei Jahre sein. Wow, das ist viel. Ja.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah. Yeah. Ja. Ja. Sie hat immer für mich geschaut und mich geglaubt. In der ersten Saison bringe ich meine Tape zu ihr Graveside. Ein Teil davon wurde von ihr. Sie wollte immer hören, was ich tue. Ich singe diese Songs wie fucking Canhole und At Least It's Pink. Sie denkt, das ist dumm. Sie würde es nicht. Aber ich war zu überrascht, es mit ihr zu teilen. Und ich habe es nie getan. Und dann...
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
You know, she was very supportive and so was my mom. But like I early on. And so it was just there was a lot of like my shame about how I handled the end of her life that's in the show. There's a lot of grief. There's a lot of me.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
And a lot of sort of it's it's. You know, I loved her and I did not do right by her at the end of her life. And so to me, this is kind of a way of honoring her. That sounds like such a shitty thing to do, like after somebody's gone. But I think about her all the time. I talk to her all the time, even though it's been this many years. You know, it's...
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
My mom and I were very close, and when she died, it was really hard. My dad, you know, when we weren't close, and that's hard for its own... Sure. But, you know, there was something about her who was, like, kind of sweet and, like... And too young, probably. Fifty, when she died.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
And to me, like, she had, like, this really vulnerable, helpless... She was so funny, but, like... Like, she was kind of, like, an easy target kind of thing. And a lot of bad things happened to her, and I just... I just, you know, I just, so I, when I sing about her now, I still cry, because it's just, it's just, it's so much.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Absolutely. I had a lot of loss during the show and a lot of loss leading up to the show, because, you know, we had, um, Die erste Saison, als mein Hund gestorben ist, war er in der Mitte der Schüsse. Poppy war die Liebe meines Lebens, wirklich die Liebe meines Lebens. Und dann, in der zweiten Saison, bevor wir mit Mike Haggerty, meinem Vater, gespielt haben, ist er gestorben.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Das war sehr schwierig, weil wir eine sehr besondere Verbindung hatten. Und dann ist meine Mutter gestorben. Ja, ja. It was just so much.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
It was all happening, but once we finished, I somehow have a sense of peace about that I acknowledged some of my grief finally.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
And I'm able to kind of like Sure. Well, I mean, it's...
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
I feel really lucky to have worked with the people that I did who really cared. You know, cared about me, cared for me, cared about the show. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
It is a relief. But I feel like after... Wenn meine Mutter gestorben ist, hat mein Freund gesagt, ich komme rüber. Ich habe gesagt, komm nicht rüber. Ich konnte es mir nicht leisten, jemanden zu sehen. Ich konnte es mir nicht leisten. Als mein Hund Poppy gestorben ist, hat Caroline gesagt, willst du, dass Leute etwas zu dir sagen? Oder willst du, dass alle...
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
I put her down on Sunday and I was back at work Monday 6 a.m. The word went out and nobody said anything to me. I can't face people when I've hurt that much. The show has kind of helped me. The stuff I did with Jeff, it's like some of the scenes when you... It's always going to be better when you let somebody catch you. For me, that is so hard. It's so hard to let somebody...
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Catch me because it's... Why do you feel any shame around grief? Like, why do I feel that way sometimes?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
It is a gift. And there's something that's so wonderful, like, about connecting with people who have your same specific kind of grief. Yeah. Or maybe, you know, like, I felt that I just was so grateful to have people to talk to that were like, I've lost my sister too. Yeah, of course. You know, my friend said to me, this is something after my mom died that I thought was so...
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Es war etwas, was ich nie laut gesagt hätte, weil ich mich darüber verarscht fühlte. Aber er sagte, niemand wird mich so sehen, wie meine Mutter mich gesehen hat. Ich war ihr Liebling, sie liebte mich. Ich sagte, das ist es. Niemand wird mich sehen, wie meine Mutter mich gesehen hat. Ich war so besonders für sie. Wenn du über das Leben denkst, für den Rest meines Lebens,
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Es gibt niemanden, der das fühlt. Du gräbst deine Mutter und du gräbst den Verlust von dem. Und das fühlt sich so an, als hätte ich viel Scham darüber. Aber was interessant ist, ich weiß nicht, ob du das gefunden hast, ist, dass du da sein kannst.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
I think you're so right, but to me... It's almost like too painful.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Yeah. Okay. Fucking Barbara, Mark, Maren, Walters. Ich bin froh, dass du das hörst, denn ich fühle mich, dass es so viele Dinge gibt, und ich glaube, dass es die Dinge gibt, die Leute dir gegeben haben, die dich gemacht haben, die dich speziell gemacht haben. Ich habe gerade in meinem Show ein bisschen darüber gesprochen, wie
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Mein Vater war der lustige, meine Schwester war das Herz, meine Mutter war die Musik. Und ich weiß, dass sie die drei größten... Sie haben mich gebaut. Ja, genau. Und ich weiß, dass ich wie sie bin.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Das sind die guten Dinge. Aber wenn ich über das denke, Ich meine, es ist so überraschend, das Gefühl, das du darüber sprichst.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
I don't know. We're okay. Who needs to do therapy when you need to do a podcast?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
Fucking yeah. Can you go back to the hotel?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
I might. I like that. I like laying in a cold hotel room, just lightly, not even rocking back and forth, just sort of rolling back and forth.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1642 - Bridget Everett
I don't know. I was, I feel like, I don't know, like I'm always worried to like talk to somebody when it's going to be for more than 15 minutes because it could go. No, this is great. We talked for a while. I feel like we did pretty good. We did great. I didn't even, you know, I only had to spritz three times.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
WWDTM: Bridget Everett and Jeff Hiller
Well, I mean, it's not getting those House of Dragons numbers. I know. It's like, so popular. So popular. I don't know. It's a slice of life. It's about friendship. It's about making each other, lifting each other up. And we're not afraid of a fart joke. I don't know if I can say that on NPR. I don't know.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
WWDTM: Bridget Everett and Jeff Hiller
Oh, yeah, pretty much. Give or take six... Wait, I was going to... I can't talk like this. I was going to say something naughty. I'm going to leave.
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WWDTM: Bridget Everett and Jeff Hiller
Yeah, that's right. In season three, there's a dog. She's a beautiful Pomeranian who plays a rescue dog, and she's actually a rescue in real life. Thank you so much. You are an angel.
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WWDTM: Bridget Everett and Jeff Hiller
Yeah, I gave her a little sleeping assistance in the other room. I understand. She wouldn't bother us.
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WWDTM: Bridget Everett and Jeff Hiller
You know, they actually did a Bridget Everett Day for me a couple years ago, so if anybody ever wants to go to Manhattan, Kansas, I think it's March 5th every year, they make a little Bridget Everett donut and a Bridget Everett beer. Wait a minute, it's not just, wait a minute, hold on.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
WWDTM: Bridget Everett and Jeff Hiller
That's right. As a great LL Cool J says, dreams don't have deadlines, so that's amazing. Thank you.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
WWDTM: Bridget Everett and Jeff Hiller
I'm waiting for the train wreck spinoff for me and Tim Meadows to do, like, some sort of rom-com that gets a little freaky at the taco bar.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
WWDTM: Bridget Everett and Jeff Hiller
No, you can die from that, and I'm willing to give it a shot.