Brittany Broski

So I look like the world's worst safari park ranger.

And I'm like, you got me looking fucked.

And I literally have a big ass camel toe and a wedgie.

All of a sudden, the mousse knuckle comes with the cargoes apparently.

and i was like i can't wear these like i was literally like in tears because i'm like this is the fugliest i've ever looked and i told him i'm like can i please put on my other shorts he was like no so i served all night in those and i know you did and i had such bad chub rub and my legs weren't even touching they were literally and that's from the shorts literally just chafing away and i thought to myself yeah i'm not gonna last year after that day and i got fired oh what

Uh-oh, uh-oh.

Uh-oh, hold on.

Hold the phone.

I only served there for probably like two-ish months.

And then like one day I came in and he told me, oh, so I have shifts for you for Christmas break.

And I'm not, obviously didn't live in Hawaii.

Like I was going home.

I was like.

No, I told you I'm going home for the holidays.

And he was like, well, if you want to move up in the restaurant industry, stop right there.

I don't.

Hey, I don't.

You made me look like a safari worker on my first date.

I don't want to work here forever.

Are you out of your fucking mind?