Brittany Broski

Why?

I had to come in three hours before my shift and set up the salad bar and everything.

Three hours?

That was our whole goddamn day.

I literally remember my very first day.

He was like, you need shorts and a t-shirt is what I wore.

And then like you had to have white shoes.

And so the shorts, I thought he said black, but it's supposed to be khaki.

So I brought black.

black like black shorts the right length whatever and I was like oh I'm sorry I was like it's okay I'll buy another one after today and then I'll wear them he goes well you can't wear those on the floor like you have to be in uniform and I'm like well I don't have any he's like don't worry I have some and you're probably wondering didn't you say it was a man yeah I did and he went and got his backup cargo shorts which turned out to be another man who served there they were his shorts why they were at the restaurant I don't know not sisterhood of the traveling cargo I'm like these are the community cargoes

So he told me to put them on.

Yeah.

He told me to put them on.

He's like, you can't serve unless you put these on.

I put them on.

They're men's cargo shorts.

I'm not a man, obviously.

So they're like tight as fuck on my fupa and my fucking stomach.

And then they're like literally skin tight on the thighs.

And then they bell bottom right here.