Brittany Broski

But then she goes like, yeah, he fucking brought a substitute teacher for me.

And like, he goes with a turtle.

That shit is so real, dude.

She's like, oh yeah, I'm a lesbian.

It's just the way that she was like, oh yeah, I'm gay.

But I'll say the worst part of the whole night.

Well, my dance was like...

i don't know like southern california dance maybe it's just exclusive to my high school but like the way that they dance is crazy like this is the year where like don't drop that tantra came out a ladies right hey tbt all of that and so you know people are freaking and they're grinding and they're being weird i knew he was mormon he had told me every dance he had been to they had a live band so i'm assuming they didn't play that over in st george utah so i literally told him i'm like sweet caroline acoustic enough

Not to be Caroline.

It's like that proud to be an American song.

That's my song.

and like i told i warned him i said hey my school doesn't get down like that so like just be prepared what you see when you go in there i don't want you to freak out when he sees people grinding he's literally like like we're in a haunted house but then he kind of he kind of like calms down a little bit so i'm like hey do you want to dance and he's like we are dancing but we're like standing next to each other i'm like no like do you want to dance together like it doesn't have to be crazy or whatever and he was like

No, like just instantly disgusted with me.

And then he goes, that goes against God.

That's what he said to me.

And I was like, mind you, it's a Saturday.

So then I go, well, I mean, you could ask for forgiveness tomorrow.

I'm thinking it's funny.

And then he goes, that's not funny.

And then he walks away from me.