Brittany Broski

Oh, no, and since then...

No, that's not.

Well, I was like, well, that's what I was saying.

I just immediately go, Dace, why would you say that?

That's fucked up.

So then that made it awkward for a little.

And then once he kind of comes back around again, he stops being weird.

And then.

And then we're outside and we're kind of, he's kind of vibing a little bit.

He's like being a little nicer, like a little more touchy, whatever the fuck to me.

I'm like, okay, maybe he's calming the fuck down.

And then his buddy, you know, the substitute teacher, he was like, hey, you should show them your favorite dance move, right?

And he goes, oh yeah, I have the best dance move ever.

Stands up, I'm not kidding.

He's like, well, it's two parts, right?

The first part, you're unscrewing a light bulb, right, Mormon?

And he's like, the second, the other hand you use and you pretend that you're shoving a dildo up your ass.

I'm not kidding.

I'm not kidding.

This is the same man who told me I was a fucking whore for wanting to dance with him.