Brittany Broski

And then he starts pretending.

I'm not kidding.

He's literally doing this and he's like shoving the dildo up his butt metaphorically.

The greatest freak out ever.

direct TV remote up the ass girl and he's literally going like this and he's like shoving and he's like laughing and the way guttural shock and horror the way me and Jason are like like we're watching and we're like and then I I'm not kidding Jason was like

The whole time, what's happening?

And then I go, I have to go to the bathroom.

And then I go, I have to go to the bathroom.

And I went to the bathroom, Jason followed me, and I was crying in the bathroom.

And I went to the bathroom, Deysa followed me, and I was crying in the bathroom.

And I was like, I fucking hate him, dude.

And I was like, I fucking hate him, dude.

I'm like screaming in the bathroom.

He can probably hear me, by the way.

He leaned a little too heavy into the light bulb and not enough until the dildo.

What the fuck?

The fucking hard left.

I was like... Then I become religious.

You wanna ask for forgiveness for this?

Yeah, that's what I thought.