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Brittany

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1784 total appearances

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

We are making banana bread, drinking a lot.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

But also a time where your home life becomes more important than usual because you're home 24-7.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

So I was 30 at the time, working full-time, navigating remote work and what that looks like.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

I was spending a lot of time with my boyfriend of two years, but we did not live together at this time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

We had had conversations about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

I wasn't quite ready.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

So ultimately, I was living with random roommates by the beach.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

So on a Thursday night, early May, at about 1.30 in the morning, I get a call from an unknown number.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

So I answer and on the other end of the line is a police officer.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

I'm a little alarmed, but he says like, I'm outside of your house.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

And he asked if I was safe.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

Oh, yes, I am safe.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

I'm confused.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

So then I walked to my front door and open it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

And slowly the scene starts to come into focus.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

And I realized that my house is surrounded by police officers.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

guns and spotlights pointing at my house oh wow oh my god this is kind of my dream wake up no she didn't like that oh man something's really happening time to be awake it is burned into my brain as one of the crazier things that have happened how many cops do you think are out there at least a dozen okay they got the whole department let's rewind a few weeks

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bad Roommate II

So now we're in April, even earlier in the pandemic.