Brittany

And so this little 40 pound dog starts to go to take care of the bear. And my mom is hysterically screaming. Yeah. What color bear? We have black bears here, so thankfully no grizzlies.

And so this little 40 pound dog starts to go to take care of the bear. And my mom is hysterically screaming. Yeah. What color bear? We have black bears here, so thankfully no grizzlies.

He had actually gotten into my car the same week. I had left like this much in a Starbucks cup. That was a small amount for the listener.

He had actually gotten into my car the same week. I had left like this much in a Starbucks cup. That was a small amount for the listener.

He had actually gotten into my car the same week. I had left like this much in a Starbucks cup. That was a small amount for the listener.

Yeah. And I don't know how much you know about bears, but they are nasty, greasy animals. So he left lots of grease all over my car.

Yeah. And I don't know how much you know about bears, but they are nasty, greasy animals. So he left lots of grease all over my car.

Yeah. And I don't know how much you know about bears, but they are nasty, greasy animals. So he left lots of grease all over my car.

They never wash their hair.

They never wash their hair.

They never wash their hair.

Stinky, greasy, all that good stuff. So my mom's screaming bloody murder. She hightails it back into the bathroom that's right by my bedroom and is still screaming. My mom used to ridicule me. I was like, Brittany... You can't just sleep in your underwear. You have to sleep in clothes because what if something terrible happens in the middle of the night? You need to be ready.

Stinky, greasy, all that good stuff. So my mom's screaming bloody murder. She hightails it back into the bathroom that's right by my bedroom and is still screaming. My mom used to ridicule me. I was like, Brittany... You can't just sleep in your underwear. You have to sleep in clothes because what if something terrible happens in the middle of the night? You need to be ready.

Stinky, greasy, all that good stuff. So my mom's screaming bloody murder. She hightails it back into the bathroom that's right by my bedroom and is still screaming. My mom used to ridicule me. I was like, Brittany... You can't just sleep in your underwear. You have to sleep in clothes because what if something terrible happens in the middle of the night? You need to be ready.

That stuff never happens. So I'm leaping out of my bunk bed, just in my underwear, eating some humble pie. And I like step out there. I'm like, what's going on? And she's like, there's a bear in the house. And then booked shit down the stairs and left me. What? I'm assuming she thought I was following her, but the dog was still upstairs. The dog was going bananas near our kitchen.

That stuff never happens. So I'm leaping out of my bunk bed, just in my underwear, eating some humble pie. And I like step out there. I'm like, what's going on? And she's like, there's a bear in the house. And then booked shit down the stairs and left me. What? I'm assuming she thought I was following her, but the dog was still upstairs. The dog was going bananas near our kitchen.

That stuff never happens. So I'm leaping out of my bunk bed, just in my underwear, eating some humble pie. And I like step out there. I'm like, what's going on? And she's like, there's a bear in the house. And then booked shit down the stairs and left me. What? I'm assuming she thought I was following her, but the dog was still upstairs. The dog was going bananas near our kitchen.

This is true. This is good. We're getting both sides.

This is true. This is good. We're getting both sides.

This is true. This is good. We're getting both sides.