Brittany

They never wash their hair.

They never wash their hair.

They never wash their hair.

Stinky, greasy, all that good stuff. So my mom's screaming bloody murder. She hightails it back into the bathroom that's right by my bedroom and is still screaming. My mom used to ridicule me. I was like, Brittany... You can't just sleep in your underwear. You have to sleep in clothes because what if something terrible happens in the middle of the night? You need to be ready.

Stinky, greasy, all that good stuff. So my mom's screaming bloody murder. She hightails it back into the bathroom that's right by my bedroom and is still screaming. My mom used to ridicule me. I was like, Brittany... You can't just sleep in your underwear. You have to sleep in clothes because what if something terrible happens in the middle of the night? You need to be ready.

Stinky, greasy, all that good stuff. So my mom's screaming bloody murder. She hightails it back into the bathroom that's right by my bedroom and is still screaming. My mom used to ridicule me. I was like, Brittany... You can't just sleep in your underwear. You have to sleep in clothes because what if something terrible happens in the middle of the night? You need to be ready.

That stuff never happens. So I'm leaping out of my bunk bed, just in my underwear, eating some humble pie. And I like step out there. I'm like, what's going on? And she's like, there's a bear in the house. And then booked shit down the stairs and left me. What? I'm assuming she thought I was following her, but the dog was still upstairs. The dog was going bananas near our kitchen.

That stuff never happens. So I'm leaping out of my bunk bed, just in my underwear, eating some humble pie. And I like step out there. I'm like, what's going on? And she's like, there's a bear in the house. And then booked shit down the stairs and left me. What? I'm assuming she thought I was following her, but the dog was still upstairs. The dog was going bananas near our kitchen.

That stuff never happens. So I'm leaping out of my bunk bed, just in my underwear, eating some humble pie. And I like step out there. I'm like, what's going on? And she's like, there's a bear in the house. And then booked shit down the stairs and left me. What? I'm assuming she thought I was following her, but the dog was still upstairs. The dog was going bananas near our kitchen.

This is true. This is good. We're getting both sides.

This is true. This is good. We're getting both sides.

This is true. This is good. We're getting both sides.

My dog would not give up. Do I stop trying to cover myself up and try and save my dog? Do I just hightail it and hope that she makes it? So I free the titties, run after, grab the dog by the tip of her tail and drag her back. And the bear is still following us at this point.

My dog would not give up. Do I stop trying to cover myself up and try and save my dog? Do I just hightail it and hope that she makes it? So I free the titties, run after, grab the dog by the tip of her tail and drag her back. And the bear is still following us at this point.

My dog would not give up. Do I stop trying to cover myself up and try and save my dog? Do I just hightail it and hope that she makes it? So I free the titties, run after, grab the dog by the tip of her tail and drag her back. And the bear is still following us at this point.

pick her up, book it down the stairs. And we don't know where it is at this point. And so we get down there. My brother is also just in his underwear, putting his contact lenses in.

pick her up, book it down the stairs. And we don't know where it is at this point. And so we get down there. My brother is also just in his underwear, putting his contact lenses in.

pick her up, book it down the stairs. And we don't know where it is at this point. And so we get down there. My brother is also just in his underwear, putting his contact lenses in.

readying himself for battle speaking of which my dad was in the process of loading up his shotgun he kept things separately so he wasn't as quick as could be but it was safe thank god he finally heard i know yeah my mom at that point had gotten down there and let him know what was going on so he put two rubber pellets in the gun and then had a regular slug shot ready

readying himself for battle speaking of which my dad was in the process of loading up his shotgun he kept things separately so he wasn't as quick as could be but it was safe thank god he finally heard i know yeah my mom at that point had gotten down there and let him know what was going on so he put two rubber pellets in the gun and then had a regular slug shot ready