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Brittany

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1373 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

I did. This was in 2012. I was 18, almost 19, in college, away from home for the first time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

I did. This was in 2012. I was 18, almost 19, in college, away from home for the first time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

Down in Southern Oregon. I went to go visit a friend who went to a different school about three hours away. He was having a party, lived in this big house with a bunch of roommates. And I meet, sorry, there's a cat intruding on me. I meet this guy at the party. And we just instantly clicked. Super handsome. We talked the whole night. He said that he wasn't a student.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

Down in Southern Oregon. I went to go visit a friend who went to a different school about three hours away. He was having a party, lived in this big house with a bunch of roommates. And I meet, sorry, there's a cat intruding on me. I meet this guy at the party. And we just instantly clicked. Super handsome. We talked the whole night. He said that he wasn't a student.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

Down in Southern Oregon. I went to go visit a friend who went to a different school about three hours away. He was having a party, lived in this big house with a bunch of roommates. And I meet, sorry, there's a cat intruding on me. I meet this guy at the party. And we just instantly clicked. Super handsome. We talked the whole night. He said that he wasn't a student.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

He was actually an assistant professor at the school. But he was close to our age, just a little bit older. And yeah, had a great time with him. And when I leave and go back home, we keep texting and talking constantly. And a week or so goes by. I knew so much about him. He was really close with his family. His grandparents took him in when he was little because his mom died really tragically.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

He was actually an assistant professor at the school. But he was close to our age, just a little bit older. And yeah, had a great time with him. And when I leave and go back home, we keep texting and talking constantly. And a week or so goes by. I knew so much about him. He was really close with his family. His grandparents took him in when he was little because his mom died really tragically.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

He was actually an assistant professor at the school. But he was close to our age, just a little bit older. And yeah, had a great time with him. And when I leave and go back home, we keep texting and talking constantly. And a week or so goes by. I knew so much about him. He was really close with his family. His grandparents took him in when he was little because his mom died really tragically.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

He told me about his ex who was a liar and a cheater and just awful. Anyways, I decided to go back up and meet him for a weekend. I was really looking forward to it. I get there and we're walking up to his room and he just mentions something as we're walking in. He's like, oh yeah, I just vacuumed for you. And we get in there and the floor is disgusting.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

He told me about his ex who was a liar and a cheater and just awful. Anyways, I decided to go back up and meet him for a weekend. I was really looking forward to it. I get there and we're walking up to his room and he just mentions something as we're walking in. He's like, oh yeah, I just vacuumed for you. And we get in there and the floor is disgusting.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

He told me about his ex who was a liar and a cheater and just awful. Anyways, I decided to go back up and meet him for a weekend. I was really looking forward to it. I get there and we're walking up to his room and he just mentions something as we're walking in. He's like, oh yeah, I just vacuumed for you. And we get in there and the floor is disgusting.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

I don't know why he would lie about that, but it was obviously a lie. Don't really think anything else of it. I stay the night and I had to go home the next day. But as I'm getting ready to go, I get a Facebook message and it's from... Someone I don't know, but I recognize the name and it's his ex-girlfriend.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

I don't know why he would lie about that, but it was obviously a lie. Don't really think anything else of it. I stay the night and I had to go home the next day. But as I'm getting ready to go, I get a Facebook message and it's from... Someone I don't know, but I recognize the name and it's his ex-girlfriend.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

I don't know why he would lie about that, but it was obviously a lie. Don't really think anything else of it. I stay the night and I had to go home the next day. But as I'm getting ready to go, I get a Facebook message and it's from... Someone I don't know, but I recognize the name and it's his ex-girlfriend.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

Yep. And I read it and he's staring at me and it says, I want you to be aware of D. I wish someone would have warned me. He ruined my life. And I just stop and look up at him. And I literally was like, oh my God, she is such a bitch.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

Yep. And I read it and he's staring at me and it says, I want you to be aware of D. I wish someone would have warned me. He ruined my life. And I just stop and look up at him. And I literally was like, oh my God, she is such a bitch.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

Yep. And I read it and he's staring at me and it says, I want you to be aware of D. I wish someone would have warned me. He ruined my life. And I just stop and look up at him. And I literally was like, oh my God, she is such a bitch.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

I know it's so ridiculous. I go back to my school. Life goes on. We keep talking. He says that he wants to come visit me next and his car is in the shop or something. So he gets on a Greyhound bus to come see me. I pick him up from the bus station and he gets off. He has like a giant suitcase, a duffel bag and a backpack.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

I know it's so ridiculous. I go back to my school. Life goes on. We keep talking. He says that he wants to come visit me next and his car is in the shop or something. So he gets on a Greyhound bus to come see me. I pick him up from the bus station and he gets off. He has like a giant suitcase, a duffel bag and a backpack.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal

I know it's so ridiculous. I go back to my school. Life goes on. We keep talking. He says that he wants to come visit me next and his car is in the shop or something. So he gets on a Greyhound bus to come see me. I pick him up from the bus station and he gets off. He has like a giant suitcase, a duffel bag and a backpack.