Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal
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Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dak Shepherd and I'm joined by Lily Padman. And we're here today to learn about people who have dated criminals.
There's criminals out there, you guys. Spoiler alert.
Spoiler alert. It's all women who dated male criminals.
And I didn't say it. You did.
I said it. And then I went on to say I was delighted to see that one of the arsonists here in the city was a female.
You love seeing bad women.
I do. I do. I do. We got to take what little we can get. I know. We got such a bad scorecard. I know. You know, anything that right sizes the –
Look, everyone's capable of all things.
Yeah. Yeah. Women just do different kind of weird stuff.
Normally.
Yeah. Statistically speaking. Statistically. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So this is, you know, this ranges from comedic to insane to absolutely terrifying to bozo town with the whole gamut. So please enjoy Dating a Criminal. We are supported by Mint Mobile. It's time to leave your overpriced wireless plans jaw-dropping monthly bills and unexpected overages. Get huge savings with Mint Mobile. They're offering any three-month plan for only 15 bucks a month, even their unlimited plan. All plans come with high-speed data and unlimited talk and text delivered on the nation's largest 5G network. You can even bring your current phone and number. Ditch overpriced wireless with Mint Mobile. It's so easy.
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Come and go. Good times. Take them slow. My life. I had them both. But one thing. You gotta know. I'ma keep on shining.
Hi, can you hear us?
Oh my gosh, I can hear you.
Where are you at?
So I am in Ontario, Canada. The story takes place in London, Ontario. I've heard you speak of London before.
Halfway between Detroit and Toronto, home of McAdams.
That's right. Before we start, I did want to say something to the two of you that I thought was kind of cool. So a few years ago, I bought a manifestation journal. And the very first thing that I wrote in that journal was that I wanted to meet Monica Padman, Dax Shepard, and Kristen Bell.
Oh, you got two out of three.
You're 66% of the way there.
That's so fun. I believe in manifesting. Well, I do now.
Okay, so you dated a criminal.
I did.
Oh my God. Please walk us through it.
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