Brittany

I heard you crying last night and throwing up and possibly slitting something.

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.

Okay, well, if you would shut the fuck up, we can tell you what happened, Lisa.

Okay, well, if you would shut the fuck up, we can tell you what happened, Lisa.

Okay, well, if you would shut the fuck up, we can tell you what happened, Lisa.

Makes me happy. I love it.

Makes me happy. I love it.

Makes me happy. I love it.

I am in a blanket fort bunk bed. Absolutely. It's my best option.

I am in a blanket fort bunk bed. Absolutely. It's my best option.

I am in a blanket fort bunk bed. Absolutely. It's my best option.

This is good. This sounds great.

This is good. This sounds great.

This is good. This sounds great.

So I own a beach resort on the Jersey Shore with my family. What?

So I own a beach resort on the Jersey Shore with my family. What?

So I own a beach resort on the Jersey Shore with my family. What?

No, we're not that type of Jersey Shore. We're like the quaint, family-friendly, low-key Jersey Shore.