Brittany

Some of our rooms are oceanfront and they've got private balconies. So we go to the one next to this room who's already been checked out of. And I walk out on the balcony and I'm peeking over to the next room and I'm trying to figure out, oh, my God, is this it? And I just see mountains of things. All the beach towels stacked up, puddle jumpers, beach gear. I mean, everything.

So it's now 1101 and this is no longer this lady's room. So I'm like, all right, let's go. So I leave my girls down the hallway. I go up. I knock on the door. Little side note about this lady. She's already been an issue in the hotel. Oh. We've got bars. We've got a nightclub. We've had a lot of complaints about her so far already.

So it's now 1101 and this is no longer this lady's room. So I'm like, all right, let's go. So I leave my girls down the hallway. I go up. I knock on the door. Little side note about this lady. She's already been an issue in the hotel. Oh. We've got bars. We've got a nightclub. We've had a lot of complaints about her so far already.

So it's now 1101 and this is no longer this lady's room. So I'm like, all right, let's go. So I leave my girls down the hallway. I go up. I knock on the door. Little side note about this lady. She's already been an issue in the hotel. Oh. We've got bars. We've got a nightclub. We've had a lot of complaints about her so far already.

Loud, aggressive, too drunk, causing scenes, chirping up people at the bar, being rude to the security guards. Like, you name it, she was doing it. She's been a handful. So I knock on the door, tell her who I am, kind of. Give her the old, hey, had a couple of complaints about some hotel rooms. Are you missing anything? She's like, oh, no. What are you talking about?

Loud, aggressive, too drunk, causing scenes, chirping up people at the bar, being rude to the security guards. Like, you name it, she was doing it. She's been a handful. So I knock on the door, tell her who I am, kind of. Give her the old, hey, had a couple of complaints about some hotel rooms. Are you missing anything? She's like, oh, no. What are you talking about?

Loud, aggressive, too drunk, causing scenes, chirping up people at the bar, being rude to the security guards. Like, you name it, she was doing it. She's been a handful. So I knock on the door, tell her who I am, kind of. Give her the old, hey, had a couple of complaints about some hotel rooms. Are you missing anything? She's like, oh, no. What are you talking about?

And as she steps sort of to the side, I look over her shoulder and I'm like, how many towels did you bring with you on this vacation? This point, I'm like, I'm coming in the room. So I sort of just walk past her. And our rooms have a little bit of an entry hallway, and then they open up into the larger space. So I'm coming in, and I'm clocking all the stuff.

And as she steps sort of to the side, I look over her shoulder and I'm like, how many towels did you bring with you on this vacation? This point, I'm like, I'm coming in the room. So I sort of just walk past her. And our rooms have a little bit of an entry hallway, and then they open up into the larger space. So I'm coming in, and I'm clocking all the stuff.

And as she steps sort of to the side, I look over her shoulder and I'm like, how many towels did you bring with you on this vacation? This point, I'm like, I'm coming in the room. So I sort of just walk past her. And our rooms have a little bit of an entry hallway, and then they open up into the larger space. So I'm coming in, and I'm clocking all the stuff.

I'm seeing the towel with Olivia's name on it.

I'm seeing the towel with Olivia's name on it.

I'm seeing the towel with Olivia's name on it.

The puddle jumper with the mermaids on it that's been reported missing. I have the list with me, and I'm like, this is it. We've got a kleptomaniac on our hand. As I walk through the threshold to the room, I look to my right, and I catch eyes with somebody I know in her bed.

The puddle jumper with the mermaids on it that's been reported missing. I have the list with me, and I'm like, this is it. We've got a kleptomaniac on our hand. As I walk through the threshold to the room, I look to my right, and I catch eyes with somebody I know in her bed.

The puddle jumper with the mermaids on it that's been reported missing. I have the list with me, and I'm like, this is it. We've got a kleptomaniac on our hand. As I walk through the threshold to the room, I look to my right, and I catch eyes with somebody I know in her bed.

So we have a lot of different bands that play at our resort and some play weekly. And I look over and one of the trombone players from a band who plays at the resort a lot is tucked up to his chin in her bed.

So we have a lot of different bands that play at our resort and some play weekly. And I look over and one of the trombone players from a band who plays at the resort a lot is tucked up to his chin in her bed.

So we have a lot of different bands that play at our resort and some play weekly. And I look over and one of the trombone players from a band who plays at the resort a lot is tucked up to his chin in her bed.

Endless gear. I mean, a hotel's full. You could have a whole camp with the amount of gear for children that is in this room. So I look at him and we're just eyes on each other. We know each other and he's a deer in headlights. So I look over at her and I'm like, hey, do you guys have any kids registered with your reservation? Because I know it's just her in this room.