Brittany

Oh, baby. And I don't know if I was so freaked out by the situation of the theft originally that I didn't smell it, didn't notice it, like the balcony door was open. But I looked down and there's one of the little maps we give out of our island that gives like tourist spots and restaurant recommendations. Somebody moves that with a gloved hand, pile of poop juice. Oh, my God.

We look in the bathroom. What? Poop, washcloths, poop, everything. But we deducted that they must have gotten absolutely hammered the night before, gone on a drunken rage of ransacking the hotel, and then probably celebrated with a big round of butt sex right before they left.

We look in the bathroom. What? Poop, washcloths, poop, everything. But we deducted that they must have gotten absolutely hammered the night before, gone on a drunken rage of ransacking the hotel, and then probably celebrated with a big round of butt sex right before they left.

We look in the bathroom. What? Poop, washcloths, poop, everything. But we deducted that they must have gotten absolutely hammered the night before, gone on a drunken rage of ransacking the hotel, and then probably celebrated with a big round of butt sex right before they left.

Poop everywhere. Wow. That's the whole story. I mean, it ended in a good note. We have a great team. They cleaned the room. We have professional carpet cleaner machines. Like, we took care of it. All the guests were happy just to get their stuff back. So it was a happy ending. Oh, my God.

Poop everywhere. Wow. That's the whole story. I mean, it ended in a good note. We have a great team. They cleaned the room. We have professional carpet cleaner machines. Like, we took care of it. All the guests were happy just to get their stuff back. So it was a happy ending. Oh, my God.

Poop everywhere. Wow. That's the whole story. I mean, it ended in a good note. We have a great team. They cleaned the room. We have professional carpet cleaner machines. Like, we took care of it. All the guests were happy just to get their stuff back. So it was a happy ending. Oh, my God.

It was nuts. It's been six, seven years since his story, and we still call the trombone guy Roto-Rooter.

It was nuts. It's been six, seven years since his story, and we still call the trombone guy Roto-Rooter.

It was nuts. It's been six, seven years since his story, and we still call the trombone guy Roto-Rooter.

He left the band for a few years and then he's been back recently. I don't give him shit. I just kind of give him a little side eye when I see him. Like, I know. He has the audacity to show his face again.

He left the band for a few years and then he's been back recently. I don't give him shit. I just kind of give him a little side eye when I see him. Like, I know. He has the audacity to show his face again.

He left the band for a few years and then he's been back recently. I don't give him shit. I just kind of give him a little side eye when I see him. Like, I know. He has the audacity to show his face again.

Clean up a little bit. Clean up.

Clean up a little bit. Clean up.

Clean up a little bit. Clean up.

We had to throw away all the sheets, all the towels, you know, everything. I mean, the room got stripped down to bare bones and started over, but it was nasty.

We had to throw away all the sheets, all the towels, you know, everything. I mean, the room got stripped down to bare bones and started over, but it was nasty.

We had to throw away all the sheets, all the towels, you know, everything. I mean, the room got stripped down to bare bones and started over, but it was nasty.

Also, the juice description is really something.