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Like they were just like getting paid, you know, security guard wages.

He nor they, and they weren't trained for anything.

But I was like, move.

I walked in at the triage.

There was a family in front of me who were just kind of like slowly saying, you know, like, oh, she's got this rash and we're not really sure what it is.

And I was like, get out of the way.

And finally I got to the triage nurse and she just wasn't taking it as seriously as I needed her to.

She was like, so can I see his Medicare card?

And I was like, he doesn't have one.

He's three days old.

And she's like, okay, all right, calm down.

All right, we're all trying to get somewhere.

And she goes, I've just got a couple more questions.

But by that stage I can't remember what I was saying or how I was sounding.

but I must have escalated quite a bit.

And she said, I've got one more question and then I'll get the doctor, okay?

And I was like, it better be fucking good.

And she goes, what religion is he?

And I almost burnt that fucking hospital to the ground.

I was like, what?