Bron Lewis

You've already got your shoes on.

I said, yeah, we're going to – can we go now?

And they're looking at him and there's these two lovely young paramedics, you know, look like they're from the country, like have that kind of like blonde, like blindingly white teeth, just that kind of like ochre energy about them, like everything's going to be great.

On every other day of the year, of my life, I would have loved these two girls.

But their energy was everything I didn't want.

And they were like, and they had in-jokes with the nurses, like, yeah, because Ari was the last patient for them.

So they were like, they were saying, nurses, this is like, oh, God, we had a massive night.

Oh, God, I was doing crazy out there.

All right, okay.

And they're going, here he is.

Oh, this little fella, we've been waiting to meet him all shift.

And I was like, okay.

And they're going, he's so cute.

Oh, he's lovely.

He's like limp lying there, like his head's like tilted.

I'm like, just can we?

Yeah, you feel mad.

I felt mad.

I felt, like, gaslit the whole time.

I was like, this is – I've never seen a baby go to sleep for, like, this amount of time.