Bruce Buffer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I'm back, baby.
Sorry, go ahead, Cam.
I had a 4 p.m.
show, and I took a NyQuil
when I thought I was taking a day quill.
Oh, shit.
And so I was just in Tampa, sleepy as fuck on stage, and my friends gave me like the worst advice.
My dog was like, what you got to do is take a day quill to bounce out the night quill, and you'll be fine.
And that wasn't a good idea.
Then one of my other friends who sell drugs was like, nigga, do some cocaine.
That was the other suggestion.
And then my homeboy had one of the worst ideas I ever heard in my life.
He told me, go to the bathroom, beat your meat, don't finish.
And so I just went on stage with a hard dick and sleepy as fuck.
That was it.
You know, I just looked out there.
I thought all that was pretty good advice, honestly.
Yeah.
You know, Cam, I'm looking out at the audience, and there's a guy with a big smile on his face.
He looks very proud.