Bruce Buffer

Make some noise for Owen Parker, everybody.

Owen Parker.

I still can't believe there was a guy named 7-7 on earlier.

You guys still having fun out there?

I work at a warehouse.

There's a lot of safety rules.

No distractions.

You can't be on your phone.

But recently, my company hired someone who happens to be deaf in HR.

We can have a deaf guy wandering around the warehouse, but I can't listen to music on the job.

I actually wrote a complaint about that to HR.

My complaint went completely unheard.

Earlier today, I saw a video of a blind girl playing basketball, and when she shot her free throw, somebody had to tap on the backboard with a stick so she could echolocate where the net was, you know, like a dolphin.

And when she made the shot, the whole crowd went nuts.

They cheered for her.

But they could have cheered if she missed, right?

I'd like to point out that the blind girl was shooting a free throw.

That means somebody fouled the blind girl.

I'm not the bad guy here.

I'd just rather see that video, you know?