Bruce Buffer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And I'm from Rancho, too.
Oh, shit.
Wait, did you guys once work together at a haunted maze?
My long-lost brother.
Owen!
It's almost, I wonder how long ago was it?
How many, was it like half the time span of a Harlan Williams reference?
What did you do at the haunted maze?
I was a werewolf.
Okay.
I was like a 16-foot tall goblin of sorts.
Okay.
And I got fired because I kept having my buddy bend me over and try to fuck me.
I did.
Did they have you on like stilts or something?
Yeah.
Well, no, I was like, I was standing and then I had this huge contraption above me and then I kept being like, I'm a naughty monster.
And then my other buddy was dressed as like a scary clown would be like, I'm gonna fuck this monster.
And then they're like, they can't fuck the monster.
Got fired.