Bruce Buffer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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A famous writer on The Roast.
So many things.
Yeah, you ended up at my table.
I got very lucky.
They gave me two fucking literally front table seats with me, Dana White, Sugar Sean, and Max Holloway, and you and David Lucas were in the right place at the right time.
It's true.
It smelled like a taxi cab.
Yeah, she's Armenian.
You guys know Armenians?
Those really only exist in L.A., if you're wondering.
L.A.
and Armenia.
I learned that when I moved to Texas, where they have white taxi cab drivers.
It is awesome.
Yeah.
Holy God.
Yep, that confirms you are Puerto Rican.
You are more Puerto Rican than the Nigerian man is Irish, and you're more Puerto Rican than the Nigerian man is Nigerian.
Incredible.
That's the most Puerto Rican thing ever to want a man that wants to murder, that would murder somebody else.