Bruce Buffer
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Ladies and gentlemen, the person getting an opportunity of a lifetime goes by the name of Tolu Agunblade, Tech Daddy Alpha as well.
There's a lot going on there.
Tolu Agunblade, parentheses, Tech Daddy Alpha.
So, there's a lot.
Here we go.
Here's Tolu Agunblade.
I went to a Black Lives Matter protest to pick up white chicks.
I was like, so you like niggas.
Common misconception, you see a white woman with a black man and you think, oh, she's not racist, right?
That's not necessarily true though, because women fuck guys they hate all the time.
You can't blame them for hating us, though, because men are selfish pieces of shit, you know?
We want the big titties.
We don't give a fuck about their back problems, you know?
We're like, oh, I could put a cup on her booty.
That's because she's got scoliosis, motherfucker.
That's why her ass sticks out like that.
Speaking of which, everybody's eating ass these days.
It's trending.
Yeah, y'all know.
Eat shit used to be fighting words back in the day.