Bruce Buffer
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He's like, bust it, bust it.
And so, you know, I'm looking at these dudes and I'm not a fucking murderer.
So I just like look at them and they just look like just a nice and easy.
I'm a nice guy.
Yeah.
And, you know, the old guy who pulled out a pistol.
They look I mean, I tricked myself.
So, yeah, they look like, you know, homeless guys.
So I just went to the store, got something to eat and I'm walking out and
They're walking up on me and I'm like, I don't want any problems.
And the dude just pulls, he draws on me.
And he's, I'm just like, maybe about like as far as that thing is right there.
And so he had me and my reaction was to put my hand up and I said, stop.
And I don't know why.
I thought I was Neo from The Matrix or some shit.
And at the same time, just a reflex, I'm going to go for my gun, but I'm too scared to actually go for it because he has a drop on me.
Right.
And plus your hand gets caught on your giant cock.
Your cock's wrapped around it.
Yeah.